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Women who crotch watch

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    JCDUB wrote: »
    I didn't know pirates really existed!!!

    Seriously though, the type of man who wears silk trousers wouldn't be interested in girlies ogling him :eek:


    not if he wore them on his head


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Feeona wrote: »
    You'll be doing the environment a great favour :p

    :D:D No I wouldn't

    The noxious fumes:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 CongressTart




    Tight trousers have their advantages.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    JCDUB wrote: »
    I didn't know pirates really existed!!!

    Seriously though, the type of man who wears silk trousers wouldn't be interested in girlies ogling him :eek:


    Pirates?!


    I miss Ireland. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Nothing like a morph-suit for a perfectly defined unit.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭Randomer.


    Well then ladies, you asked for it:









    I don't wanna know what's ripping or what's tearing :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 sexter


    Darkginger wrote: »
    Absolutely not. Am an arse woman :)

    Women have only been conditioned by the media in the last decade to be attracted to a man's buttocks.

    So, as a general rule, if a female says her favorite part of a man is his ass, essentially, you're dealing with a tool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    What has become of Irish womenhood:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    I do it to see the size of a man's wangadangadingdong.

    Just spent 3 weeks in Italy and they all wear Speedos on the beach to emphasis their winkle. It was great.

    Let's just say, I spent a lot of those 3 weeks on the beach wearing sunglasses :cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    I do it to see the size of a man's wangadangadingdong.

    Just spent 3 weeks in Italy and they all wear Speedos on the beach to emphasis their winkle. It was great.

    Let's just say, I spent a lot of those 3 weeks on the beach wearing sunglasses :cool:


    glad to hear it


    hopefully there'll be no more whinges about being "objectified" and treated like a piece of meat from some ladies on here

    we're all at it, slobber away folks, no double standards please


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    donfers wrote: »
    glad to hear it


    hopefully there'll be no more whinges about being "objectified" and treated like a piece of meat from some ladies on here

    we're all at it, slobber away folks, no double standards please

    And could you point out the last thread go which this is what the majority of female posters were saying?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭ash23


    I'm partial to the odd crotch watch.

    Sometimes it's because the guy is hot and I sneak a glance at his crotch/muscular thighs....just for thrills, you know yourself. It makes my day. I'm a bit sad though. :o

    Other times, my eyes are inadvertedly drawn to the area, either by a pair of too tight trousers, a guy gyrating drunkenly or the guys who thinks it's only hilarious to pull down their trousers in the middle of a bar. The above are more likely to be met with a "I-don't-want-to-look-but-can't-look-away" expression. Car crash stuff.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    So annoying, like hello, my eyes are up here not down there.



    Anyone who moans about being "objectified" or "treated like a sex object" because someone like looking at attractive bodies is a moron and needs to cop on. People like looking because it is enjoyable. Simple as that, no need make a convoluded reason as to be offended.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    I do it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    I find catching a woman doing it can be a great ice-breaker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    a/s/l?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    pow wow wrote: »
    a/s/l?

    hah, haven't seen that in a long time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    I have caught one or two of my female students crotch watchin! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭ash23


    py2006 wrote: »
    I have caught one or two of my female students crotch watchin! :eek:

    Does it ever pose a *ahem* problem when you catch them? :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    ash23 wrote: »
    Does it ever pose a *ahem* problem when you catch them? :D

    A couple years ago I had this hottie in my class who used to do it and I did have to sit behind my desk for a bit.

    Other than that, I am quite the professional! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    I really hope you teach post Junior Cert and above! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    donfers wrote: »
    glad to hear it


    hopefully there'll be no more whinges about being "objectified" and treated like a piece of meat from some ladies on here

    we're all at it, slobber away folks, no double standards please

    Listen man, it hasn't been the women complaining, it's been mainly the men. Seems that some AH posters are seeing fictional postings of supposed "whinging" from female posters that no one else can see. Lighten up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    pow wow wrote: »
    I really hope you teach post Junior Cert and above! :D

    Haaaaaaa!! I should have mentioned, I teach adults!!! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    donfers wrote: »
    glad to hear it


    hopefully there'll be no more whinges about being "objectified" and treated like a piece of meat from some ladies on here

    we're all at it, slobber away folks, no double standards please

    And by the way, I could accuse of jealousy for that comment above like we've been for not even "whinging" (only women "whinge" after all, right Donfer?) in the first place...willI? Won't I? Hmm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭ash23


    py2006 wrote: »
    Haaaaaaa!! I should have mentioned, I teach adults!!! :P

    I kind of assumed that :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    I caught one or two girls blatantly crotch watching me over the weekend. Isnt this the equivalent of men staring at boobs? Is this a new thing?

    AH ladies: do you watch the crotch?


    woodoo wrote: »
    Maybe your leaking and they noticed the wet patch

    STAIN ALERRR.......ah crap, beaten to it :D
    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Why do women do it tho? Are they looking for size or just been filthy, dirty, horny, depraved, sick, twisted perverts?


    yup, that sounds about right :D
    BBDBB wrote: »
    watching my crotch????:eek:


    well I suppose if they dont like it they can lump hump it ;)

    fyp :P
    --LOS-- wrote: »
    can't say I really do, it's not like you can see much.

    ....unless they're in cycling shorts, then you've no choice but to gawp

    :eek:,:eek: no, just NO. no matter how hot you are, or how good of a body you have, those lycra 'bob the builder in shorts' suit are just nooooo!! They make you look short and stumpy, and as if you have a huge turd down the front of your tighties.....so many many things wrong with my mind :(
    So annoying, like hello, my eyes are up here not down there.



    Well now to be fair, not all of them are :D

    My eyes do be out on spring in work....yes, i stare...at the crotch, at the bum, at the body, at the face.....I try not get caught though, dont wann creep them out too much.
    I have a pulse, and a very healthy admiration for the male form, so hell yeah, im gonn get my fill of eye candy nomnomnom


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭revell


    py2006 wrote: »
    A couple years ago I had this hottie in my class who used to do it and I did have to sit behind my desk for a bit.

    Other than that, I am quite the professional! ;)


    I understand your situation because I was in the same one. I donno what is left in my students' memory about me ...:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭conorhal


    temply wrote: »
    had a good look at Jedwards packages last night when they were dancing in their jocks

    was surprised, ding dong

    What's so surprising about seeing those two huge pricks on the telly? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    We're all pervs (c'mon lets admit it ffs) so nothing wrong with a crotch/boob/cameltoe/bum watch every now and again!

    Just remember ladies & gents, you look with your eyes and not with your hands :P


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    I do it to see the size of a man's wangadangadingdong.

    This is why I missed Boards ;)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    As a gay guy I crotch watch ther guys quite a bit. But tactfully, not like the way some guys stare at ladies' racks.

    Tight jeans that closely fit a hot guy or leather pants like motorcycle Gardai wear are very hot. Lycra shorts are definitely not!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Ugly women: hateful objectification and creating an atmosphere of intimidation

    Good looking women: work away


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Is this why muslim men wear those really long shirts? Of course only when outside and accompanied by a female relative


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 152 ✭✭green_dub_girl


    Randomer. wrote: »
    Well then ladies, you asked for it:

    My god that clip is so funny!! So didn't see it coming! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,374 ✭✭✭✭nacho libre


    I had no idea Irish women did this sort of thing. This is truly shocking stuff. John Charles McQuaid must be rolling in his grave :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    FatherLen wrote: »
    if you look at my crotch you turn to stone.

    The Medusa: Many snakes, one head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    carlybabe1 wrote: »


    :eek:,:eek: no, just NO. no matter how hot you are, or how good of a body you have, those lycra 'bob the builder in shorts' suit are just nooooo!! They make you look short and stumpy, and as if you have a huge turd down the front of your tighties.....so many many things wrong with my mind :(



    not understanding how it is like bob the builder :P
    also it's usually not an all in one type suit thing, just cycling shorts. you crazeh!
    speedos are cringe though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭revell


    py2006 wrote: »
    Haaaaaaa!! I should have mentioned, I teach adults!!! :P

    It makes you feel less guilty?:pIt does for me for sure.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭icescreamqueen


    Ugh, those things freak me out. Couldn't bring myself to stare down there if a man was fully clothed. My perving stops at the face. Well, and hands and arms.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Darkginger wrote: »
    Absolutely not. Am an arse woman :)
    I never understand why all women seem to be 'ass women'. When you get them, what can you really do with them?

    At least with titties we can grope/ tittywank the sh1t out of them. But asses?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    I must be very unusual but I'd check out a man's feet first, I think you can judge alot about a man by looking at his footwear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    pfft wait till they come up out of nowhere and cup you :eek:
    fookin teens...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    later10 wrote: »
    I never understand why all women seem to be 'ass women'. When you get them, what can you really do with them?

    At least with titties we can grope/ tittywank the sh1t out of them. But asses?

    eh watch and feel I suppose, you serious :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    later10 wrote: »
    I never understand why all women seem to be 'ass women'. When you get them, what can you really do with them?

    At least with titties we can grope/ tittywank the sh1t out of them. But asses?

    and what about being with a girl that doesn't do anal but has a fantastic arse... ?

    i don't want to do anything with the bum, it's just nice to see, and feel :) and smack :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    MrsD007 wrote: »
    I must be very unusual but I'd check out a man's feet first, I think you can judge alot about a man by looking at his footwear.

    This statement fascinates me, mostly because I think it's nonsense, but let's put it to the test.
    OK, I'm currently wearing
    these what can you tell about me? I'll let you know if any of it is true.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    This statement fascinates me, mostly because I think it's nonsense, but let's put it to the test.
    OK, I'm currently wearing
    these what can you tell about me? I'll let you know if any of it is true.

    You're a fashion conscious athlete with a mortal fear of being run-over on one of your midnight jogs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Emiko wrote: »
    You're a fashion conscious athlete with a mortal fear of being run-over on one of your midnight jogs.

    not really, not really and do people actually go on midnight jogs?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Paris Thankful Guano


    you like bees


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    bluewolf wrote: »
    you like bees

    Actually, 100% correct. I do like bees! Except for that time a swarm chased me for a few hundred yards


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