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MonkieSocks · 2011-09-06 13:39:02

"Class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence. Jane, you go first. " Dough, D O U G H. Italians make pizza with dough." "Very good, Jane. Now let's hear from Mary." "Dough, D O U G H. My brother makes things with play dough." "Yes, Johnny, do you have something constructive to add?" "My mom…

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06-09-2011 2:39pm

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MonkieSocks

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"Class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'DOUGH' in a
sentence.

Jane, you go first.
" Dough, D O U G H. Italians make pizza with dough."

"Very good, Jane.

Now let's hear from Mary."

"Dough, D O U G H. My brother makes things with play dough."

"Yes, Johnny, do you have something constructive to add?"

"My mom says my dad doesn't make enough dough, and he's bloody hopeless in bed, so she uses dill dough!"

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A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor ?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the woman.

"What's the matter doctor? I will be all right won't I ?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine…………It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

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I saw a yard sign that said:

Need Help

Call Jesus

1-800-005-3687

Out of curiosity, I did.

A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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