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Never ending Galway story......

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    #32
    KittyeeTrix
    Registered Users Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    beeintheknow wrote: »
    because these are difficult times for farmers and not everyone has cash to hand. A little understanding is required from the creditors of any small business. If you are prepared to wait you will get paid, but you can't get blood from a stone.

    Unless that stone has been sitting in the holy ground that is the City Council Boardroom in which case you could then bring it to.....


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    #33
    _Whimsical_
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    fluffyorganic1 wrote: »
    Unless that stone has been sitting in the holy ground that is the City Council Boardroom in which case you could then bring it to.....

    Gerry Barrett to build an empire upon if he only had the....


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    #34
    beeintheknow
    Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭beeintheknow


    _Whimsical_ wrote: »
    Gerry Barrett to build an empire upon if he only had the....

    access to credit that is being denied to the citizens of this State by the overly stringent restrictions imposed on our banks by the masters of our purse in Brussels.


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    #35
    KittyeeTrix
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    beeintheknow wrote: »
    access to credit that is being denied to the citizens of this State by the overly stringent restrictions imposed on our banks by the masters of our purse in Brussels.

    The lack of credit posed a major problem to Nora and therefore she could not text her drinking buddies for their daily meeting at Bucky Plaza. To remedy this she.......


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    #36
    beardybrewer
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    ... grabbed her ankles and then...


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    #37
    scholar007
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    was picked up by an ironman who proceded to give her a wash in the bay, a ride on his bike and a piggyback up to westside......


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    #38
    podgie.
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    and dropped her outside supermacs


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    #39
    KittyeeTrix
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    podgie. wrote: »
    and dropped her outside supermacs
    She decided against going in though as it would've been detrimental to her new Atkins Diet and instead she set off in the direcction of the University.

    On the way she............


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    scholar007
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    encountered some students goin up to the radisson to protest, she immediately...


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    #41
    beeintheknow
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    scholar007 wrote: »
    encountered some students goin up to the radisson to protest, she immediately...

    howled manically at the injustice of it all before joining the students in their protest against the callous victimisation of an sick elderly woman by the anonymous denizens of one particularly pathetic corner of the internet.


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    #42
    KittyeeTrix
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    beeintheknow wrote: »
    howled manically at the injustice of it all before joining the students in their protest against the callous victimisation of an sick elderly woman by the anonymous denizens of one particularly pathetic corner of the internet.

    It all got a bit heavy for her so she wandered away from the students as they were beginning to wreck her head!!!!
    She decided to try to find Enda inside the hotel....


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    #43
    scholar007
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    but could only find Eamonn O'Cuiv in the lobby shouting something about Save the Septic Tanks...She turned towards the bar...


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    #44
    Hyperbullet
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    scholar007 wrote: »
    but could only find Eamonn O'Cuiv in the lobby shouting something about Save the Septic Tanks...She turned towards the bar...

    ..and in that moment, while listening to a fool waffle on about septic tanks, she had a moment of realisation. She....


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    #45
    KittyeeTrix
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    Hyperbullet wrote: »
    ..and in that moment, while listening to a fool waffle on about septic tanks, she had a moment of realisation. She....

    realised that the Radisson had an amazing spa upstairs and so she set off to find it!!........


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    #46
    Stench Blossoms
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    fluffyorganic1 wrote: »
    realised that the Radisson had an amazing spa upstairs and so she set off to find it!!........

    When she found it she was surprised to hear that it was a nudest spa but even more surprised when she learned that...


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    #47
    beeintheknow
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    Stench Blossoms wrote: »
    When she found it she was surprised to hear that it was a nudest spa but even more surprised when she learned that...

    beeintheknow had not embraced the spirit of this thread on boards.ie, being that his reputation as a team player of renown preceded him.


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    #48
    PopeBuckfastXVI
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    Stench Blossoms wrote: »
    When she found it she was surprised to hear that it was a nudest spa but even more surprised when she learned that...

    ...the entire 4th floor of the building was missing. Curtains flapped idly in the cold breeze from Lough Atalia, like spectres. Nora gazed, slack jawed, at the scene, as a single salty tear slid down her wizened cheek at the thought of those souls lost, cast into oblivion in an instant, propelled on the shockwave of some vicious weapon. Life, she thought to herself, could be cruel, and meaningless. Suddenly...


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    #49
    KittyeeTrix
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    PopeBuckfastXVI wrote: »
    ...the entire 4th floor of the building was missing. Curtains flapped idly in the cold breeze from Lough Atalia, like spectres. Nora gazed, slack jawed, at the scene, as a single salty tear slid down her wizened cheek at the thought of those souls lost, cast into oblivion in an instant, propelled on the shockwave of some vicious weapon. Life, she thought to herself, could be cruel, and meaningless. Suddenly...

    She caught sight of Enda (her fantasy hero) face down on a masseuses table naked except for the towel covering him. The masseuse was in the adjoining room mixing up some oil:D
    Nora knew she had to seize the moment and so she ................


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    #50
    beardybrewer
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    ... got some feathers and tickled...


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    #51
    ronnie3585
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    ...the ivories on a beautiful Steiway, gently eshewing the tones of Killing me Softly while Endas naked rear glistened in the warm Galway bay sunshine...


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    scholar007
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    When suddenly anti-santa on his black sleigh (yes he can fly - I know they are on the fourth floor - Indulge me) appeared and whisked warty Nora off down to quay street where there was a festival involving......


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    #53
    beardybrewer
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    ... the evil monkey men from the 9th dimension who were using mind control to make the crowd...


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    #54
    ronnie3585
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    ...engage in vigourous Cleveland Steaming and....


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    #55
    Stench Blossoms
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    ...sing N17 over and over again until Nora decided to...


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    #56
    Samich
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    newkie wrote: »
    ... the evil monkey men from the 9th dimension who were using mind control to make the crowd...

    ...walk over to dignity west so they could sample the gayclub nightlife, inside there were...


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    #57
    Hunchback
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    ample opportunities to brake wind undetected , and realising this gave Nora the incredible insight that


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    #58
    beardybrewer
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    all that bloody SuperMacs had given her the runs. She made it too the loo just in time, but was surprised by the enormous...


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    #59
    KittyeeTrix
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    newkie wrote: »
    all that bloody SuperMacs had given her the runs. She made it too the loo just in time, but was surprised by the enormous...

    Queue that was there!!!! At this stage it was 2.30am on Sat night so she ordered a snack box and tried to make her way thru the crowd of pissed up oompah loompahs to a seat.......
    She sat down and out of the corner of her eye she was shocked to see......


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    #60
    snubbleste
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    a hunk of a man giving her the eye. She blushed, warts and all, and


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    #61
    millie22
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    ..her ex...swanning in for his curried chips with tahulla from quay st on his arm
    Feck!! she said out loud wondering if he heard her ...****!! i look a mess she thought
    sheepishly she moved towards the door when...........


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