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Never ending Galway story......

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    #62
    eagle10
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    She saw brian cowen and mary.harney running off with a.wheelbarrow full of deep fried mars bars they stole from kettle of fish with bertie running after them shouting keep me some ye......


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    #63
    ErnieBert
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭ErnieBert


    eagle10 wrote: »
    She saw brian cowen and mary.harney running off with a.wheelbarrow full of deep fried mars bars they stole from kettle of fish with bertie running after them shouting keep me some ye......

    ...bunch of girls but Mike Crowe stepped in and said.....


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    #64
    Mrs OBumble
    Registered Users Posts: 25,967 ✭✭✭✭Mrs OBumble


    ... that Pat (known as anti-Santa to some) had been knocked off his bicycle by a rogue taxi-driver from IdunnowhereAstan, and then all had to join in the posse. Everyone raced outside and


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    #65
    Redhairedguy
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    bludgeoned the nearest person they could find, keeping rhythm to a jaunty tune courtesy of a wandering ceili band that we were leaving Tig Coili's to get some...


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    #66
    podgie.
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    chairs as they want to perform in eyre square for the wineo's...


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    #67
    Redhairedguy
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    big birthday bash, which had a cake made out of buckfast with a message in the icing that read...


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    #68
    Hunchback
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    "THE OCCASIONAL PIECE OF CHEWING GUM RESCUED FROM THE PAVEMENT, DUSTED OFF AND RECHEWED CAN BE DELIGHTFUL, AND MAY IN SOME CASES HELP TO LOWER CHOLESTEROL", and upon reading this...


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    #69
    orangebud
    Registered Users Posts: 251 ✭✭orangebud


    a wino approved her and offered her some shrooms freshly picked from the race course that day, she said why not shortly after eating the shrooms she noticed...


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    #70
    tightropetom
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    ...a roundabout made entirely out of traffic lights. How strange, she thought, as she...


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    #71
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    saw Mike Crowe wailing, I don't hate the trees before heading into King star for all she could....


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    #72
    Aramicon
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    eat of old grey pudding, which gave her tonguefungus a nice silver hue and made her feel generally


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    #73
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    horny, so she headed up to Eyre Square where she saw knacker dwarf and told him she needed a good...


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    #74
    inisboffin
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    recommendation for a nice romantic restaurant. Horny or not, she wasn't rushing it, she would prolong the moment over a nice bottle of Chianti, some red candles, and a nice bitta halibut. Maybe, then maybe, things would finally go..


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    #75
    ErnieBert
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭ErnieBert


    inisboffin wrote: »
    recommendation for a nice romantic restaurant. Horny or not, she wasn't rushing it, she would prolong the moment over a nice bottle of Chianti, some red candles, and a nice bitta halibut. Maybe, then maybe, things would finally go..

    ....arseways but then again, as Michael D always says, " I love a good....


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    #76
    Redhairedguy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    "walk down by the prom, especially when the rollerbladers are out wearing nothing but..."


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    #77
    inisboffin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭inisboffin


    Redhairedguy wrote: »
    "walk down by the prom, especially when the rollerbladers are out wearing nothing but..."

    a warm smile.
    The sun was starting to set over Eyre Square. And while menus were being discussed there, back West, something very sinister was about to happen. Standing in the empty building doorway, just down from The Róisín, was...


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    #78
    Eman Resu
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    someone with the worst case of writers block in recorded ...


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    #79
    parrai
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭parrai


    ...In Michaels Ds memoires of how he fought to get his 1.4 million euro wage packet, but then eureka...


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    #80
    Eman Resu
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    he realised an apostrophe had nothing to do with a priests' ...


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    #81
    parrai
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭parrai


    Eman Resu wrote: »
    he realised an apostrophe had nothing to do with a priests' ...


    ....wanting to vote for his friend, Davids' willingness to defend his....


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    #82
    Eman Resu
    Registered Users Posts: 215 ✭✭Eman Resu


    faith in your friends is yours. His crosier sparking with power the pope rose himself to his full height and ...


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    #83
    parrai
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    Eman Resu wrote: »
    faith in your friends is yours. His crosier sparking with power the pope rose himself to his full height and ...

    ....well holy god, how did I wind up in Galway, reading...


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    #84
    Eman Resu
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    too much into ...


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    #85
    parrai
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    Eman Resu wrote: »
    too much into ...

    Michael Ds' memoires in roisin dubh, so he left ....


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    #86
    Eman Resu
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    right before the marching band arrived on the ...


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    #87
    scholar007
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    to clean the seaweed off Ballyloughane beach for the sunbathers but on the way there he decided to call into Mervue church to pray for success in his bid to reach the aras, however as he walked into the car park, ten hiace vans pulled up and out of one of them jumped..........


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    #88
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    to get into the nearest confession box to admit that Galway was actually a fraudulent land with no genuine arts scene but no one could know because the funding would stop and the priest assured him his confession was safe under cannon law..


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    #89
    Aramicon
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Aramicon


    which although very similar to canon law, is based on a Dan Brown book and mainly involves flag raising ceremonies and blowing non-believers and sometimes half and three-quarter believers into smithereens with large-bore cannons, which used to be left at the Spanish arch until last year's rag week when...


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    #90
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    ...The traditional salute of the benedictin monks reminded them all of why they were true galwegians, the land of the tribes, they werre ther to make a buck off them who was desperate, so no point messin around it was buckfast on tap for everyone come to enjoy the the true Galway spirit. 'What I am making a few punt..well **** ya ye begrudger'....


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    #91
    parrai
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭parrai


    .... at which point nora says will ya give us a slug o that or ....


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