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Never ending Galway story......

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    #92
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    ..make ya go down the shop and buy me forty fags..ah gahwn...whispering into your ear, she tells you to bring her hand in hand to Tí Neachtains, and dizzyed by her foul hag's breath, there is nothing you can do but comly. So ther you are, hand in hand with the legendary warty Nora about to walk into Neachtains....


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    #93
    parrai
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭parrai


    ... and ye'd never guess who was in Neachtains, only the two boys from tuam, looking the worse for wear cause they'd just been....


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    #94
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    straightfrom the lay and who was gonna call them upon it? We all acted like everything was fine. We pretended to be nonchalant. The ones from the Druid. Nora had changed, she whispered to me that she had been born in 1929, and spend her life in horrific stories,regarding that place in Ballinasloe, that my glasses of whisky could not keep up with at the bar. Although, at Neacthains, they knew, like they have always known...


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    #95
    scholar007
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    that the Lisheen used to be a great place to hang out. Many's the time you would meet a Connemara man in there who would.......


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    #96
    Hunchback
    Registered Users Posts: 1,629 ✭✭✭Hunchback


    relish the opportunity to compliment fellow diners on their tasteful attire and...


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    #97
    gent9662
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭gent9662


    and stare down the blouses of many a cailin dressed in the finest slips from Mary Taaffes


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    #98
    liamhana
    Registered Users Posts: 134 ✭✭liamhana


    lead you be the hand down to the Galway Shawl, where of a Monday you could be entertained in the afternoon by...


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    #99
    Mrs OBumble
    Registered Users Posts: 25,967 ✭✭✭✭Mrs OBumble


    Flash.


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    #100
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    Hoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww ye Booooooooyyyyyyyyyys!!!

    De ye want to see what I'm wearing under me......


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    #101
    chickendinner
    Registered Users Posts: 180 ✭✭chickendinner


    skin.


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    #102
    ErnieBert
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    Meanwhile, a bunch of Sligo crusties arrive on Shop Street looking for....


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    #103
    inisboffin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭inisboffin


    ErnieBert wrote: »
    Meanwhile, a bunch of Sligo crusties arrive on Shop Street looking for....

    'the crow's feather' to buy some smudge sticks for their bender. "arra sure that's long gone" says the owl lad with the pipe outside Sonnys "but, if ye really want to smell nice, ye can...


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    #104
    dec25532
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dec25532


    . . . always go into Boots where you would find a nice . . .


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    #105
    Mrs OBumble
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    Galway Girl, who'll take you for a walk on the ole long walk, before taking you up to her flat downtown and ....


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    #106
    Redhairedguy
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    baking you scones with ingredients from EverGreen, all with the hope that ye'd fall in love and you'd give her a good old fashioned...


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    #107
    [Deleted User]
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    .. bottle of buckfast, which was drank at the Spanish Arch later that day...


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    #108
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    Meanwhile, Podge Conneely was up at the Corpo demanding answers as to why the place blew up when Hildegarde......


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    #109
    ErnieBert
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    scholar007 wrote: »
    Meanwhile, Podge Conneely was up at the Corpo demanding answers as to why the place blew up when Hildegarde......

    ...Naughton revealed that her real name is actually......


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    #110
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    calamity pain and she starts off every council meeting with a good ol sing song and nothing ever gets done, which gets right up Micky Crowe's........


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    #111
    MessiahMan
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    ...Alley because he loves that kind of stuff, what he hates however is...


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    #112
    ErnieBert
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭ErnieBert


    MessiahMan wrote: »
    ...Alley because he loves that kind of stuff, what he hates however is...

    ...the smell of.....


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    #113
    headmaster
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    fresh smelling suits from Corless's and Joe looking out the..


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    #114
    Redhairedguy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    window at a gaggle of ladies on a hen night sporting frilly tutu's and massive...


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    #115
    parrai
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭parrai


    Redhairedguy wrote: »
    window at a gaggle of ladies on a hen night sporting frilly tutu's and massive...

    ....vuvuzelas practising for later on in the night when they'll be...


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    #116
    Redhairedguy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    ...busking without a license and selling roses on Shop Street, trying to raise enough money for...


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    #117
    RichT
    Registered Users Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭RichT


    ...the damage caused by Katia, when the hurricane...


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    #118
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    blew the ferries out of the docks and up onto the quayside, thankfully with no muppets on board this time. Brian Sheridan was not a happy man because now he would have to get.......


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    #119
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    ....a haircut from an amateur as his barber died in the boat crash, guts everywhere. He asked the guy in the charcoal grill was he good with his hands, as he slyly spat into a burger, charcoal grill guy said...


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    #120
    ErnieBert
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭ErnieBert


    ...that Turkish saliva is good for getting rid of....


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    #121
    emptybladder
    Registered Users Posts: 332 ✭✭emptybladder


    ... Nora's warts, even though she has ...


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