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Never ending Galway story......

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    #122
    Me again!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭Me again!


    A medical card that entitles the owner to a complimentary trolly from Podge Conneely and a ......


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    #123
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    ...free shot in club k, while several slutty girls are....


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    #124
    parrai
    Registered Users Posts: 500 ✭✭✭parrai


    ....knockin back turps posing as wodka that blew the head off....


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    #125
    Cleahaigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭Cleahaigh


    The End.


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    #126
    Me again!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭Me again!


    Cleahaigh wrote: »
    The End.

    of cleahaighs pint as he sat there with his fly down after coming back from the jacks with a .......


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    #127
    ErnieBert
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    curried coleslaw Snackbox and a jar of Sudo Cream to clear up......


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    #128
    scholar007
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    the redness on Nora's árse from the cryptosporidium scour she got, when she accidently thought a glass of Galway tap water was a glass of poteen from....


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    #129
    Me again!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭Me again!


    scholar007 wrote: »
    the redness on Nora's árse from the cryptosporidium scour she got, when she accidently thought a glass of Galway tap water was a glass of poteen from....

    a bottle that came ashore at silverstrand with a letter in it addressed to.....


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    #130
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Seamus the dwarf who then proceeded to...


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    #131
    Me again!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭Me again!


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    Seamus the dwarf who then proceeded to...

    get into the bottle and set afloat in search of....,


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    #132
    scholar007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭scholar007


    Salthill, but the Hurricane blew him off course and he ended up in the Claddagh where he encountered monster white birds with big.....


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    #133
    ErnieBert
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭ErnieBert


    scholar007 wrote: »
    Salthill, but the Hurricane blew him off course and he ended up in the Claddagh where he encountered monster white birds with big.....

    ...opinions on Galway women but that all changed when Michael D Higgins said that he........


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    Samich
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    ErnieBert wrote: »
    ...opinions on Galway women but that all changed when Michael D Higgins said that he........

    really shouldn't be there and then a supermacs bouncer...


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    #135
    orangebud
    Registered Users Posts: 251 ✭✭orangebud


    started raping about how he has been dodging bullets in castlepark hood! for 25 years and is grateful of...


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    #136
    bodhrandude
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    ...Philadelphia Cheese! But then a bus came...

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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    #137
    JJayoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,561 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    A growing dampness drew his attention down to a large white dog who had honoured his new runners with toilet duty.


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    #138
    JJayoo
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    He watched in horror as the dog realised a wave of liquid sh1t. Its downward flight seemed to happen in slow motion speckling all within a 2 foot radius. The dog, clearly relieved to have discharged his toxic cargo, turned to examine his work.


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    #139
    scholar007
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    when suddenly Johnny wrong legs shuffled up and asked him for some......


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    #140
    ErnieBert
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    ...kebab but was invited to Monroes to see a large....


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    #141
    scholar007
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    pub on a corner and one of the sisters grim on her bike telling some corpo lads that she wants dominick street and ravens terrace pedestrianised immediately because she wants to be able to cycle between claddagh and shantalla without having to encounter.........


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    #142
    lookinbusy
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    MacCambridges delivery van man...


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    #143
    Me again!
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    lookinbusy wrote: »
    MacCambridges delivery van man...

    who's canvassing for Dana who's


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    Panthro
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    Me again! wrote: »
    who's canvassing for Dana who's

    the blistering neanderthal with the sneer of a thousand snakes who boldly canvasses where no mere mortal has ever canvassed before...I'll tell you who, it was..


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    squonk
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    Panthro wrote: »
    the blistering neanderthal with the sneer of a thousand snakes who boldly canvasses where no mere mortal has ever canvassed before...I'll tell you who, it was..

    ..Gray Mitchell! Once he heard he'd won, Michael D declared that Friday night would be Galway night in the Aras so he'll be modeling the place on the Roisin with the free bands upstairs and he'll be building a small place out the side housing a Monroe's Pizza Cabin & an Aras brance of Vinnies. Everyone from Galway gets in free except...


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    #146
    Me again!
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    Fidelma Healy eames who is calling for a recount of Gay Michells vote because she saw ....


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    Lapin
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    Me again! wrote: »
    Fidelma Healy eames who is calling for a recount of Gay Michells vote because she saw ....

    .... that he got more votes than anyone expected. After complaining to the Gardaí about the scandal, they sent her down to the....


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    #148
    headmaster
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    Cellar for a quick pint so as...


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    #149
    GalwayGaillimh
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    not to disturb Martin MyGuinness the Dragon slayer who was about to ...

    Si Deus Nobiscum Qui Contra Nos



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    #150
    ErnieBert
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    score a goal for Galway United but ....


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    #151
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    ErnieBert wrote: »
    score a goal for Galway United but ....

    ...then realised that Galway United don't score goals, that was soooo 1990's...


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