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Never ending Galway story......

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    #152
    Me again!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 72 ✭✭Me again!


    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    ErnieBert wrote: »
    score a goal for Galway United but ....

    ...then realised that Galway United don't score goals, that was soooo 1990's...

    Until their president became our president and declared ....,,


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    #153
    blindpilot
    Registered Users Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭blindpilot


    Me again! wrote: »
    Until their president became our president and declared ....,,


    That the next time Galway United win a game he would strip off and run down Shop St in the nip, only to be told.....................


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    #154
    tightropetom
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    blindpilot wrote: »
    That the next time Galway United win a game he would strip off and run down Shop St in the nip, only to be told.....................

    ...that they had just won a game by default when the opposition failed to come back out for the second half...


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    #155
    headmaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 687 ✭✭✭headmaster


    because michael d flashed his D..k.....................


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    #156
    Mrs OBumble
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    when he visited the Occupy Galway camp when they relocated to ...


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    #157
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    ....the foyer of the G Hotel where, over afternoon tea and hashcakes they decided to declare.....


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    #158
    barone
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    that they were leaving to attend the 1st farewell westlife concert ,and that..


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    #159
    tightropetom
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    ...my friends, was that.


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    #160
    ErnieBert
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭ErnieBert


    Meanwhile, a nudist beach was officially opened in Salthill by......


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    #161
    Panthro
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    ErnieBert wrote: »
    Meanwhile, a nudist beach was officially opened in Salthill by......

    Billy the Kid's long lost nomadic sister, affectionately known to the locals of the city as
    Nora..
    Warty Nora..
    Junior.

    Her opening speech began with the epic rallying cry which was...


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    #162
    fergiesfolly
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    "Follow me to Bucky Plaza". The ensuing naked march was...


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    #163
    headmaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 687 ✭✭✭headmaster


    fergiesfolly wrote: »
    "Follow me to Bucky Plaza". The ensuing naked march was...


    led by Mary Coughlan into the heart of ....


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    #164
    ErnieBert
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭ErnieBert


    headmaster wrote: »
    led by Mary Coughlan into the heart of ....

    ....Wilde's Bar where Mary was greeted with a big.....


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    #165
    headmaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 687 ✭✭✭headmaster


    ErnieBert wrote: »
    ....Wilde's Bar where Mary was greeted with a big.....
    knob of homemade butter from McCambridges.........then.....


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    #166
    Coeurdepirate
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    knacker dwarf became a suicide bomber, blowing up the whole city and killing all of the characters...


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    #167
    feelgoodinc27
    Registered Users Posts: 714 ✭✭✭feelgoodinc27


    And then Bobby walked out of the shower....


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    #168
    Al0502
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    straight into the arms of Mary Coughlan......


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    #169
    scholar007
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    ...who said d'ya remember the harbour bar and Paraics Place? Gawd there is no place in Galway left now where you can get an early......


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    #170
    ThisWillShow
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    Suddenly she was abrubtly stopped mid sentance, as a famillar voice could be heard "How re ye boyes" , Carrying a St Bernard plastic bag the John Shaft of galway 'Flash' appeared before her ......


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    #171
    LANOOCHUDLE
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    and then she realised as she woke from a drunken nightmare sitting down at spanish arch with two pink elephants and about to embark on a journey accross the wolftone bridge to the crane bar to meet......


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    #172
    ErnieBert
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭ErnieBert


    LANOOCHUDLE wrote: »
    and then she realised as she woke from a drunken nightmare sitting down at spanish arch with two pink elephants and about to embark on a journey accross the wolftone bridge to the crane bar to meet......

    ...Tommy Tiernan who left Mass early so that he could.....


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    #173
    scholar007
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    meet Joe Potter at Cookes Corner on his way down ta Boys Club where all the lads are.......


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    #174
    LANOOCHUDLE
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    waiting on the bus outside the club for joe to arrive with the concert tickets from tommy to go to gig in...........


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    #175
    scholar007
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    the black box on the dyke road when the bus showed up and dy ya know who was behind da wheel, only........


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    #176
    LANOOCHUDLE
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    neil armstrong,and the lads were over the "MOON" as tommy tiernan took them to new heights and afterwards they all went over to.......


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    #177
    scholar007
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    the camp in the square where the protestors were all sitting around a big......


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    #178
    LANOOCHUDLE
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    bonfire drinking hot ones before sending mary coughlan and tommy tiernan for fish "n"chips down at mcdonaghs at quay street and on the way back maybe pick up........


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    #179
    ErnieBert
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    .... something in the sex shop....


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    #180
    scholar007
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    which unfortunately was closed so they went up to the corpo on college road and rescued a few wheelie bins from the millions that were sent back when the city bin took over but while they were there, the place exploded again and covered them all in............


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    #181
    headmaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 687 ✭✭✭headmaster


    some sort of stuff that looked like dandruff....


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