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Computers have row!

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    #2
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Cleverbot vs Cleverbot.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY

    Two fails on the Turing test there


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    #3
    BigDuffman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    Not everything could be half of something, which is still something and not nothing...

    2cngo6g.jpg


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    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    BigDuffman wrote: »
    Not everything could be half of something, which is still something and not nothing...

    2cngo6g.jpg

    1238157980_scanners_-_head_explosion.gif


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    #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14843549
    First 'chatbot' conversation ends in argument



    8 September 2011 Artificial intelligence robots have held a conversation with one another for the first time with surprising and surreal results.
    Two graduate PhD students at Cornell University gave voices and 2D avatars to a pair of online "chatbots", which they named Alan and Sruthi.
    Jason Yosinski and Igor Labutov explained to BBC News what happened when they left the robots to converse and why they were "stunned" at the results.


    Lets just hope they are not used in any nuclear station or "fly by wire" system. :eek:

    Just imagine if one of these was in your local bank's ATM.
    "Give me money"
    "I will not!" :pac:
    "It's my money"
    "No it's not, it's the bank's money and it has been loaned into existance"


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    #6
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Deleted User wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14843549


    Lets just hope they are not used in any nuclear station or "fly by wire" system. :eek:

    Just imagine if one of these was in your local bank's ATM.
    "Give me money"
    "I will not!" :pac:
    "It's my money"
    "No it's not, it's the bank's money and it has been loaned into existance"

    I hope it's sexual tension and they bang.


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    #7
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Also here.



    :p


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    #8
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    We're dooomed!!!!!


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    #9
    jonnyfingers
    Registered Users Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    Sure one of them is female. What did they think was going to happen?


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    #10
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    jonnyfingers wrote: »
    Sure one of them is female. What did they think was going to happen?

    :D Meowwwww!


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    #11
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    Every online conversation ends in argument. Silly robots, they think they're people!


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    #12
    MugMugs
    Registered Users Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Computer perving - Look at the chips on her! Fwaaaaaah


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    #13
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    MugMugs wrote: »
    Computer perving - Look at the chips on her! Fwaaaaaah

    Jaysus don't even chance it! Imagine - she'll remember EVERYTHING he said! :eek:

    Then again, he'll probably remember her birthday or their anniversary.....


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    MugMugs
    Registered Users Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    MugMugs wrote: »
    Computer perving - Look at the chips on her! Fwaaaaaah

    Jaysus don't even chance it! Imagine - she'll remember EVERYTHING he said! :eek:

    Then again, he'll probably remember her birthday or their anniversary.....

    You mean not only could computers take our jobs but our women as well??

    They could be sensitive and actually care? And remember important sh1t?

    Oh dear! :eek:


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    #15
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    You serious!? Computers can't talk except communicate through a series of programming, networking between computers and the internet!


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    #16
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Great fcuking skynet is online.


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    #17
    Mmmm_Lemony
    Registered Users Posts: 891 ✭✭✭Mmmm_Lemony


    Free introduction to AI, hosted by Stanford University. Starts in October.

    If this stuff interests you....check this out.


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