Urinals in the home?

gonedrinking

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Quite right.


Wear a light coloured trousers, and on the way back form the pisser, check out the crop of 'forget-me-nots'' dotted around the crotch.

Like being shot with a small-bore shotgun:mad:

I'm surprised by your opposition to urinals. I recall you posted a thread on here contemplating whether you should get a pot to piss in for your bedroom during the winter months when its too cold to go to the bathroom. Maybe urinals are too sophisticated for you...

stovelid

Just get a very elderly lodger.

That way you can still have a piss-smelling house but without major expense.

Dr. Feelgood

Having been to Japan I couldn't recommend their toilets highly enough. You should seriously consider getting one installed if you're doing up your bathroom. Their water spraying cleaning funtion will increase your standard of living significantly.

gonedrinking

Dr. Feelgood wrote: »

Having been to Japan I couldn't recommend their toilets highly enough. You should seriously consider getting one installed if you're doing up your bathroom. Their water spraying cleaning funtion will increase your standard of living significantly.

how do you dry your arse with those bidet things? do you just get a towel and wipe it with that? and if so wouldn't that still leave the odd skidmark on your towel?

pappyodaniel

Ya go for it, and avoid this from happening.
http://i.qkme.me/4dmq.jpg

Sky King

Are they taking the piss with those waterless urinals?

FlutterinBantam

gonedrinking wrote: »

I'm surprised by your opposition to urinals. I recall you posted a thread on here contemplating whether you should get a pot to piss in for your bedroom during the winter months when its too cold to go to the bathroom. Maybe urinals are too sophisticated for you...

Bit of bitterness in that post, poster,uncalled for if I may say so.

I would be opposed to urinals in a house,sure as shootin' some lard arsed cowgirl will enter the jacks..go:eek: wtf!! always wanted a go on those babies, then, force of habit, back up,plonk her ample cheeks on the urinal, jiggle around a bit as they do to get the muzzle aimed, and drop the knees as the flow starts.

Keeeeeerakkkkk!!!

Fcuking pisser departs from the wall and the fcuker is in bits on the tiles, which are probably cracked.

.5k to sort it out!!!

There's your answer.

mattjack

Install the urinal in your kitchen,do away with the sink altogether.Think of the money you could save.
Having a slash in your kitchen ? you ,sir,will live like a king.

BOHtox

I píss outside sometimes, but i would have no problem with a urinal in my house.

Teutorix

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Bit of bitterness in that post, poster,uncalled for if I may say so.

I would be opposed to urinals in a house,sure as shootin' some lard arsed cowgirl will enter the jacks..go:eek: wtf!! always wanted a go on those babies, then, force of habit, back up,plonk her ample cheeks on the urinal, jiggle around a bit as they do to get the muzzle aimed, and drop the knees as the flow starts.

Keeeeeerakkkkk!!!

Fcuking pisser departs from the wall and the fcuker is in bits on the tiles, which are probably cracked.

.5k to sort it out!!!

There's your answer.

There is only one relevant question here. Why would a cowgirl be fat? Surely shed be busy chasing horses and whatnot and would be quite fit.

FlutterinBantam

Teutorix wrote: »

There is only one relevant question here. Why would a cowgirl be fat? Surely shed be busy chasing horses and whatnot and would be quite fit.

No she wouldn't, she would be tanking up on beans and steaks and would have a set of buns on her like two spacehoppers.

Also she would be pregnant as the cowpokes would shoot their prairie juice in her on the lonely nights out on the mesa.

Eventually the health & safety rep would would confine her to light duties ,like cooking and polishing the horses tackle:cool:

She would be stretching her chaps, if I may say so.

Poor Uncle Tom

This thread has veered off in a rather surprising new direction......

CrazyRabbit

Nobody else pisses on the plants?

My name is URL

Skunkle wrote: »

Toilets today have two flushing options, one for when ya have a piss and it only flushes a little. I dont really see the point in having a specialised place to piss into when you already have a toilet.

Well it's not all just about saving water. Pissing in the toilet is needlessly inconvenient at times.. like in the middle of the night when you're still half asleep, or after a feed of pints.

CrazyRabbit

My name is URL wrote: »

I'm in the process of doing up my bathroom (only one in the house) and am considering having a urinal installed. I've never seen one in a home before and don't really understand why.

Would people be offended by the sight of one or wha'? I live on my own atm and don't really see the point in flushing the toilet every time I have a piss.. it's a bit wasteful don't ya know.. and with the water charges coming in and all.

Would ladies be put off by this, or see it as a sweet environmentalist endeavour to save the planet? Imagine the domestic spats that could be avoided by using these things!

My name is URinaL.

crazygeryy

El Weirdo wrote: »

If you do install one, someone will take a crap in it.

Install it and they will crap.(bulid it and they will come)see what I did there lol

Paparazzo

Great idea. Get it installed in the sitting room.

phasers

I just keep a bucket next to the armchair personally

ShooterSF

phasers wrote: »

I just keep a bucket next to the armchair personally

I'll do one better.

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~elmer/simpsons/homer/toiletchair.jpg

Alan b.

ShooterSF wrote: »

I'll do one better.

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~elmer/simpsons/homer/toiletchair.jpg

insert bucket and away ya go.

even comes in reclining form,


or if you want ultimate mobility,

Master and commander

Paparazzo wrote: »

Great idea. Get it installed in the sitting room.

feck it, why not go one further and get a hozelock quick release permanently affixed to the bell end of your shaft, so when you are at home you can hook up to a length of hose pipe which leads directly to the septic tank. Then you can do away with the toilet and urinal idea altogether. A daily dose of senecot will enable the hose to be used for the old no2 with the use of a suitable funnel, after which blasting the hose with piss will clear it out. Use it anywhere, the bedroom, living room, kitchen, even the garden. and convert you old bathroom into a library.

I should patent that idea.

PatrickBoylan

There are waterless urinals for where women can sit and guys stand

This thread is a wee bit old.