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Tuesday Funnies

MonkieSocks · 2011-09-13 08:26:13

A boss was complaining in his staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss." He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said,…

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13-09-2011 9:26am

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MonkieSocks

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A boss was complaining in his staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect.

Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss."

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch,

he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said,

"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

___________________________

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest coward.

1st kid says "My dad's so scared, when lightening strikes, he hides under the bed."

The 2nd kid laughs & replies, "Yeah that's nothing."

"My dad's such a wimp that when my mum works night shift, he sleeps with the woman next door !!"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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