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The Mountains the Sequel TRILOGY

  • 14-09-2011 3:33pm
    #1
    vangoz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭


    A story a few friends wrote a couple of years ago got dredged up and sent around today.... Enjoy

    THEME SONG:Best friends forever makin are way to heaven...ba-da-dah omelettes and spring break

    SETTING: Super Fun Fantastic Mountain.....sequel harbour


    CAST:
    Arron as "Mr Bullet"
    David as "Solid Gold"
    Mike as "Straight Shoota"
    James as "ACE"
    Paul as "G-Rob"
    Karl as "C-Note"
    Warren as "Swiss"
    Derek as "Magma

    .......Nial as "Simon"


    THIS WEEK on the mountains the sequel trilogy......Magma's stormy relationship with lequisha comes to an abrupt end.....with "G-Rob" showing no mercy and swooping in for the kill,hence the name ..."G-Rob".Troubles begin to mount for "Straight Shoota" when he loses his mojo and performances begin to slip for the netball team......What will he do next??? go on spring break??.......take barbara to the prom???.....find out NOW ....he gets his mojo back swiftly and takes barbara to the prom with erotic results.
    Also on sequel,Bullet trys to perfect his recipe for a spanish omellete with erotic results......"C-Note" who has betrayed the group by moving to trilogy bay.He had his ribs removed and performed oral sex on himself ...with erotic results.Meanwhile the guys from trilogy bay are planning a grocery packing competition to teach "Solid Gold" and "ACE" a lesson but little do they know "Solid Gold" and "ACE" are actually professional grocery bag packers...!!! with erotic results.
    Magma starts to become suspicious about G-Rob as he is beginning to hang around the funeral home more often, most likely searching for lequisha with erotic results.With Simons mind occupied he hastily takes up line dancing,but is swiftly removed for erotically resulting all over the line dance instructor.
    Coincidentally the line dance instructor is Swiss half brother Swiss 2.This shocking news will most definatley shatter the foundations of THE MOUNTAIN!. with erotic results........All the while solid Gold and ACE are training for the first annual grocery bag packing competition on the beach......When they hear that Bullet has fallen into a deep coma and the only thing that can wake him is not Straight Shoota but the soft silken touch of a perfect omelette on his mocha coloured lips,But only he knows the recipe......will swiss mind reading ability come into play here.............
    Will ACE and Solid Gold win the grocery packing competition........
    Will the G-Rob and Magma finally confront eachother about lequisha?
    Will Simon perfect his line-dancing?
    Will C-Note be allowed back into the group after pleasuring himself and betraying the boys of the mountain the sequel.....TRILOGY

    And who actually owns the baby?? is it Dan Marino??? Who Knows


    Find out next week on


    The Mountains the Sequel TRILOGY......


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