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patmac · 2011-09-14 15:20:16

I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, ungrateful sods, all I said was, "hurry up for Christ sake, some of us have got homes to go to!" Yoko Ono has been signed up for the next series of, 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!' Show bosses think she will do really well since she's been living off a…

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14-09-2011 4:20pm

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patmac

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I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, ungrateful
sods, all I said was, "hurry up for Christ sake, some of us have got
homes to go to!"

Yoko Ono has been signed up for the next series of, 'I'm a celebrity, get
me out of here!' Show bosses think she will do really well since she's been
living off a dead beetle for the last thirty years.

Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a
small white patch, so I've named him Birmingham .

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