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  • 15-09-2011 11:18am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    40ish............................................. 49

    Adventurous....................................... Slept with all your mates

    Athletic.......................................... No Tits

    Average looking....................................Has a face like an arse

    Beautiful......................................... Pathological liar

    Contagious smile...................................Does a lot of pills

    Educated.......................................... Fooked to death at college

    Emotionally secure.................................On medication

    Feminist.......................................... Fat

    Friendship first...................................Former slut/born again virgin

    Fun............................................... Annoying

    Gentle............................................ Dull

    Good listener......................................Autistic

    New Age............................................Body hair problems

    Old fashioned......................................No blow jobs or anal

    Open minded........................................Desperate

    Outgoing.......................................... Loud and embarrassing

    Passionate........................................ Sloppy drunk

    Poet.............................................. Depressive

    Professional...................................... Bitch

    Romantic.......................................... Fridgid

    Social............................ Fanny like a Wizard's Sleeve

    Voluptuous........................................ Very fat

    Large lady.........................................Hugel y Fat

    Wants soulmate.....................................Stalker

    Widow............................................. Murderer

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #2
    Boo!!!
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Boo!!!


    :P hahaha very good from a woman, i wont dare describe myself!! hahaha


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    #3
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Knows what she wants...................................insecure arsehole :pac:

    Cuddly..........................................................blimp


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    #4
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Believe it or not :P

    Woman has man in it.

    Mrs has Mr in it

    Female has Male in it.

    She has He in it.

    Madam has Adam in it.

    No wonder men always want to be inside women!

    Men were born between the legs of a woman,yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman!

    Why?

    BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME!

    ______________________________________________________

    Ever notice how all women's problems start with MEN?

    MENtal illness

    MENstrual cramps

    Mental breakdown

    MENopause

    GUYnecologist

    And ...when they have REAL trouble,it's a HISterectomy!:D

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #5
    Musiconomist
    Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Musiconomist


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    Believe it or not :P

    Woman has man in it.

    Mrs has Mr in it

    Female has Male in it.

    She has He in it.

    Madam has Adam in it.

    No wonder men always want to be inside women!

    Men were born between the legs of a woman,yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman!

    Why?

    BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME!

    ______________________________________________________

    Ever notice how all women's problems start with MEN?

    MENtal illness

    MENstrual cramps

    Mental breakdown

    MENopause

    GUYnecologist

    And ...when they have REAL trouble,it's a HISterectomy!:D

    Ugh. This is like one of those emails my ma used to send to me. That's why my da doesnt let her leave the sink anymore.


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