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at 71 is chuck norris still tough

  • 15-09-2011 7:59pm
    #1
    shadowcomplex
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    Bit of a childish question I know but at 71 would chuck Norris still take a guy half his age with no martial arts experience?


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  • #2
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    I'd say he'd give it a good go anyway. He's still very fit for his age. Sure he's even lined up to be in the next "Expendables" movie! :D


  • #3
    Hail 2 Da Thief
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    BJJ Blackbelt - He'd choke most guys out in under a minute!


  • #4
    cowzerp
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    Yes he would assuming he stays fit.

    Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.



  • #5
    da-bres
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 525 ✭✭✭da-bres


    chuck norris is immortal


  • #6
    lukeyjudo
    Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭lukeyjudo


    Of course, among other things, when Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes THEM take THEIR shoes off!


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  • #7
    youtube!
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    absolutely! total ledge is chuck.


  • #8
    lukeyjudo
    Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭lukeyjudo


    Furthermore... Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.


  • #9
    lukeyjudo
    Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭lukeyjudo


    He can also play violin with a piano so yes I do think he's capable of beating up someone half his age... Why would he want to do that when the boogeyman checks his wardrobe for chuck Norris every night, is beyond me.


  • #10
    Tim_Murphy
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    No question but Chuck could easily take somebody half his age. They say when Chuck Norris found out his daughter had lost her virginity Chuck went out and got it back.


  • #11
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Tim_Murphy wrote: »
    No question but Chuck could easily take somebody half his age. They say when Chuck Norris found out his daughter had lost her virginity Chuck went out and got it back.


    He should of used the phone instead of going round to see the plastic surgeon.




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  • #12
    Peetrik
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    I hear when he goes camping, bears build fires to keep him away


  • #13
    cowzerp
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    Chuck norris is so tough he makes medicine sick.

    Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.



  • #14
    paulmclaughlin
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    Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because he's scared of the dark but the dark is scared of him.


  • #15
    _oveless
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    could he beat up a guy a year younger than half his age though?


  • #16
    Killme00
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    Chuck Norris is so tough he sacked the esteemed Dr Conan T Barbarian from his lecturing position at Trinity College Dublin.

    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0915/breaking36.html?via=mr


  • #17
    Tim_Murphy
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    _oveless wrote: »
    could he beat up a guy a year younger than half his age though?

    Are you kidding? This is a guy who once killed two stones with one bird!


  • #18
    Rob01
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    Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.


  • #19
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    And he can also finish a game of connect4 in only 3 moves


  • #20
    SDTimeout
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    Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »
    BJJ Blackbelt - He'd choke most guys out in under a minute!

    I think it's an honorary one.

    Still, would only take him like a week if he started to learn it anyway :D


  • #21
    da-bres
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 525 ✭✭✭da-bres


    SDTimeout wrote: »
    I think it's an honorary one.

    Still, would only take him like a week if he started to learn it anyway :D

    Its not an honorary one, he's Legit under the machado bro's


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  • #22
    SDTimeout
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    da-bres wrote: »
    Its not an honorary one, he's Legit under the machado bro's

    that makes him even more awesome.


  • #23
    Madman08
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    When Chuck dives into water, Chuck doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck.


  • #24
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    shadowcomplex wrote: »
    Bit of a childish question I know but at 71 would chuck Norris still take a guy half his age with no martial arts experience?

    Take a look at THIS POST.

    Both men are into their 70's and tough as nails.

    I have absolutely no doubt that if either man was attacked on the street someone would be in for an ass kicking.


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