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what kind of drunk are you

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    #62
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    A nice friendly drunk.


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    #63
    Gordon Gecko
    Registered Users Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Gordon Gecko


    The "Back to the Future is the greatest film franchise in history because.........." drunk


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    #64
    Simon Adebisi
    Registered Users Posts: 395 ✭✭Simon Adebisi


    Giddy>>>>sleepy>>>>>pukey


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    #65
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Recently Ive become a sleepy drunk that disappears home without warning


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    #66
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    I'll talk a lot of bullsh1t to anybody who'll listen. I share things about myself that I shouldn't and I can get a bit loud sometimes.


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    #67
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,027 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    I have two stages.

    In nightclubs I go a bit crazy and dance a lot. I am excellent at the shuffle btw.

    Then afterwards, either in McDonalds or back in someones house, I get all philosophical and deep. Conversations range from "What is Dark Matter" to "What's the meaning of life".

    Neither question has been answered yet, but i'll keep ye up to date.


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    #68
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    The p1ssed kind


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    #69
    paky
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭paky


    a violent one


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    #70
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    adorable & easily led:o


    honest :D


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    #71
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Hazys wrote: »
    Im the fat girl crying in the corner...which is worrying since im an average sized guy

    :D:D:D

    That really made me laugh. Cheers Hazys.


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    #72
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Surly, abusive, foul-mouthed - kind of sexy too.


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    #73
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Mega Chin wrote: »
    Recently Ive become a sleepy drunk that disappears home without warning

    Oooh, that was me last weekend. Over at my best friend's place in London... we were up chatting with her husband, plenty of wine consumed and I just felt knackered... I went to the loo and on the way back I nipped into the spare room, crept under the covers and fell asleep.

    The next morning she was like 'what was THAT????' :D

    By the time she realised I was MIA, I was sound asleep.

    We've been friends 13 years and I have never done that before.

    I think I will do the sleepy drunk again. :)


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    #74
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I always ensure I drink enough so as I wont remember the next day how embarrased I actually need to be.

    So I guess that makes me a "planning for the future" kind of drunk.


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    #75
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    I always ensure I drink enough so as I wont remember the next day how embarrased I actually need to be.

    So I guess that makes me a "planning for the future" kind of drunk.

    How do you stop your friends telling you what you did? Or do you just make new ones? :D


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    #76
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    I was the horrible drunk. That's why I stopped.


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    #77
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    My friends aren't all that horrified anymore. Its just another ole night out with storm.

    Although, before I had my child, I used to drink with this big group and there was a gay guy in the group. we used to head out together most weekends, and it was just a giant shi,t show. well, this weekend, the gay guys new beau joined us, and was drinking coke because he was afraid of getting so drunk and making a fool of himself in front of all of us.

    Of course everybody was trying to reassure him, it was fine. Until the bitch of the group piped up "You should have seen her, the first night she drank with us. She got so drunk, she fell down a flight of stairs, but never let go of her glass".
    Luckily Im not easily embarrassed and luckily despite him being so camp he must have pooped tent pegs, he was a good humored bloke!


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    #78
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    My friends aren't all that horrified anymore. Its just another ole night out with storm.

    Although, before I had my child, I used to drink with this big group and there was a gay guy in the group. we used to head out together most weekends, and it was just a giant shi,t show. well, this weekend, the gay guys new beau joined us, and was drinking coke because he was afraid of getting so drunk and making a fool of himself in front of all of us.

    Of course everybody was trying to reassure him, it was fine. Until the bitch of the group piped up "You should have seen her, the first night she drank with us. She got so drunk, she fell down a flight of stairs, but never let go of her glass".
    Luckily Im not easily embarrassed and luckily despite him being so camp he must have pooped tent pegs, he was a good humored bloke!

    That's not bitchy, that's recognition of heroism and brilliance - well done!


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    #79
    PK2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    If you are familiar with the concept of "the huddle" and the song "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey


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    #80
    YouTookMyName
    Registered Users Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    Pervy Drunk. Pervy Sober too TBH.


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    #81
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    That's not bitchy, that's recognition of heroism and brilliance - well done!

    Was going to say the same. Been a long time since I have seen anyone pull off that stunt.

    That should be on your CV. Don't be so shy :D


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    #82
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    clumsy. Not funny how many times i fall over-ive the scars and A and E bills to proove it.

    A bit of a clown too, ill make a complete show of myself in order for everyone else to have a laugh.....then cringe the whole next day.


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    #83
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Horny. Very horny.


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    #84
    Lady Chatterton
    Registered Users Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    I can hold my drink so I very rarely get drunk but after a few glasses of wine, I've been known to get a bit flirty :o


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    #85
    Marcia Lustley
    Registered Users Posts: 193 ✭✭Marcia Lustley


    i'm the messer, basically any bit of devilment that you could get up ta i'll do it :)


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    #86
    BadGirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭BadGirl


    Very chatty. Flirty. Horny. :o


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    #87
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    BadGirl wrote: »
    Very chatty. Flirty. Horny. :o

    YEEEeessssssssssss ......"I'm just going out to walk the dog....(where you living Badgirl).....seeya later love"


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    #88
    theparish
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭theparish


    The kind that would kill for a bag of chips:confused:


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    #89
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    The happy and fun kind of drunk...can either be very quiet and just go with the flow, dancing and just being part of the crowd or the party animal of the bunch talking to people and engaging in conversation. Just all round having a good time! Though I don't deny doing silly but sometimes funny things when drunk...


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    #90
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    (My second reply but ah well...)

    Just been thinking about this again.. my drunkenness has no consistency.

    I once spent the whole night trying to convince my mate to set fire to another friend's garden.
    I've sung in the middle of busy pubs quite a few times.
    Drunkenly called girls fit
    Tell people (people, not girls) how much I love them
    Fell asleep in the middle of a pub
    Fell asleep in someone's garden
    Started stupid conversations like 'what happens if girls take viagra... do their flaps go hard?'
    Spent all night putting porn on some girl's computer.
    Poured a drink over a mate's head in the middle of the street (during the All Ireland fleadh... quite a few people watched!)
    etc.

    There's nothing in common - friendly, happy, depressed, whatever. I'm just a cunt I think.


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    #91
    gargleblaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    brummytom wrote: »
    Tell people (people, not girls) how much I love them

    :pac:


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