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Have you nicknamed your willy?

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  • 17-09-2011 5:44am
    #1
    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭


    Either yourself or your other half or yore ma even?

    Mine: Roger the Dodger


    What do you call yours?
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    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    "The Big Red One"


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    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Margaret.


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    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Margaret.

    After yore ma, classy bud :D

    Being born in 92, you also have the added pleasure of naming your balls when they drop in the coming years :cool:


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    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    "You again".


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    #6
    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    I always thought La Tour Effiel or Larc de Triomphe were classic nicknames


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    Dead Kennedys
    Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭Dead Kennedys


    Xpsgamer wrote: »
    Either yourself or your other half or yore ma even?

    Mine: Roger the Dodger


    What do you call yours?


    So what you're telling us is your mother has nicknamed your penis Rodger The Dodger... holy Jaysus! And what has Rodger been dodging?


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    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    Dead Kennedys wrote: »
    And what has Rodger been dodging?

    Jailbait :(


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    Northern Monkey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,593 ✭✭✭Northern Monkey


    He used to be called the Sergeant, but I have promoted him to General after a few exceptional tours of duty.


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    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    Northern Monkey wrote: »
    He used to be called the Sergeant, but I have promoted him to General after a few exceptional tours of duty.

    Hope he avoided all IEDs on his tours, the rehabilitation would be heart breaking :pac:


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    Elmidena
    Registered Users Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    Pogo


    [anyone familiar with SOAD's Bounce will get this]


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    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Northern Monkey wrote: »
    He used to be called the Sergeant, but I have promoted him to General Holiday after lack of use /QUOTE]


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    tommyboy2222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭tommyboy2222


    The Octagon.


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    #14
    sideswipe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,431 ✭✭✭sideswipe


    Have you nicknamed your willy?

    No, ye bunch'a'weirdo's!


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    The Davestator
    Registered Users Posts: 3,438 ✭✭✭The Davestator


    I like to call mine 'the magic wand'. Love the pressure the name implies.


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    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    The Davestator wrote: »
    I like to call mine 'the magic wand'. Love the pressure the name implies.

    I hope for any womans sake its not the Devastator and tear them a new hole!


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    #17
    waffleman
    Registered Users Posts: 580 ✭✭✭waffleman


    doofer


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    #18
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Isn't willy a nickname?

    No, to the op cos I don't have one.


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    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Isn't willy a nickname?

    No, to the op cos I don't have one.

    You could nickname mine? :cool:


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    Elmidena
    Registered Users Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Isn't willy a nickname?

    No, to the op cos I don't have one.
    Didn't stop me....I named my future post-op appendage :pac:


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    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    Sunshine! wrote: »
    Didn't stop me....I named my future post-op appendage :pac:

    What are you naming your future shlong so?


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    Clutchkick
    Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭Clutchkick


    Cornelius


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    #23
    Elmidena
    Registered Users Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    Scroll up, you already thanked it :P


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    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Sunshine! wrote: »
    Scroll up, you already thanked it :P

    when are ya collecting this willy ?


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    #25
    rednik
    Registered Users Posts: 5,159 ✭✭✭rednik


    The Purple Knight


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    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Sir Smegma


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    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    Mr.Popper :pac: :
    - - - - - - *


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I haven't named it, but yer ma has!


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    #29
    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    smash wrote: »
    I haven't named it, but yer ma has!

    I heard she named it "Tiny Tim" :cool:


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    #30
    universe777
    Registered Users Posts: 469 ✭✭universe777


    MacGyver


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    #31
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Xpsgamer wrote: »
    I heard she named it "Tiny Tim" :cool:
    She thought it would be ironic, kinda like little John.


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