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Have you nicknamed your willy?

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    #32
    Xpsgamer
    Registered Users Posts: 84 ✭✭Xpsgamer


    smash wrote: »
    She thought it would be ironic, kinda like little John.

    No no im fairly sure it was your tiny flaccid penis that did it :P kind of like a shrew in the winter time


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    #33
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Iron Mike


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    #34
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    I've never named mine, but my gf has - she likes to call it Mr. Pinky Poo - true story!


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    #35
    Babalons
    Registered Users Posts: 227 ✭✭Babalons


    I call it the Stalk.... i.e. A stem or similar structure that supports a plant part such as a flower :D


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    #36
    Gummy Panda
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    some people are strange


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    #37
    LeixlipRed
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    The Butternut Squash


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    #38
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    The mighty one...


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    #39
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Myself and the boyfriend named his, though I think he may have already named it himself... Jimbo.


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    #40
    Pataman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Pataman


    "Lonely" is ainm do.


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    #41
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Ralph.


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    #42
    Babalons
    Registered Users Posts: 227 ✭✭Babalons


    smash wrote: »
    She thought it would be ironic, kinda like little John.

    Ha Ha You have a little Willy! :P


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    #43
    MetalDog
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    Donald Pump


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    #44
    Rhyme
    Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    The Blood Spear.


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    #45
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    "Sex Offender".

    Oh wait..I'm getting confused. That's the nickname for my uncle Willy.


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    #46
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang


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    #47
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    PS: Mine is the largest thing in the Penis Hall of Fame. It is now the Universal Idol of Phallicism.


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    #48
    Mr.Crinklewood
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    I call mine "Napper Hawkins Breakfast".


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    #49
    stampydmonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭stampydmonkey


    mr. pringle..once you pop


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    #50
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    castletownman wrote: »
    I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang
    Greetings young chap, might we consider the Shape and Size of your Tongue as the 8th Wonder of the World?


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    #51
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    PS: Mine is the largest thing in the Penis Hall of Fame. It is now the Universal Idol of Phallicism.

    have you had it removed and hung up on a wall there ?


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    #52
    Rhyme
    Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    mattjack wrote: »
    have you had it removed and hung up on a wall there ?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4


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    #53
    Rocky_Dennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    Hairy Harry with the one eye


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    #54
    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,174 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Whiskas.


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    #55
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    The Wibbly Wobbly Wonder


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    #56
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    mattjack wrote: »
    have you had it removed and hung up on a wall there ?
    You seem to be taking an undue interest in my genitalia. Are you certain you don't have ulterior motives. I mean, afterall, I've had far too many tweaks do a swoon from their utter admiration of it, and you are beginning to give me that uneasy feeling.


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    #57
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    You seem to be taking an undue interest in my genitalia. Are you certain you don't have ulterior motives. I mean, afterall, I've had far too many tweaks do a swoon from their utter admiration of it, and you are beginning to give me that uneasy feeling.

    :pac::pac: mrs Mattjack is now into convulsions laughing...I,m suggesting paternity tests for scobes ,I mean children I fathered....


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    Tentmaker
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    mattjack wrote: »
    :pac::pac: mrs Mattjack is now into convulsions laughing...I,m suggesting paternity tests for scobes ,I mean children I fathered....
    I have a sneaking suspicion that she too is taking an undue interest in my genitalia, despite her assurances to the contrary.
    By the way, tell your wife that I say she lies (well enough to fool you), but hardly will she ever be capable of deceiving this mighty lover of her kind.;)


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    #59
    Redlion
    Registered Users Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Redlion


    Brian Fantana -"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."


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    #60
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    Redlion! Love the name. Has such a risqueness about it. Are you the adventurous type, loving the feel of new things? Bet you thrill to the touch of new clothes againt your skin, or a luxuriant bath after a hard day. Do you moan with satisfaction as you slide in to it, letting its warmth embrace your whole being, and delight in the joy as fingers of wetness play over you? What is your favorite food, one that you can nibble on for hours, enjoying its taste deep down, inside you?;)


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    Redlion
    Registered Users Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Redlion


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Redlion! Love the name. Has such a risqueness about it. Are you the adventurous type, loving the feel of new things? Bet you thrill to the touch of new clothes againt your skin, or a luxuriant bath after a hard day. Do you moan with satisfaction as you slide in to it, letting its warmth embrace your whole being, and delight in the joy as fingers of wetness play over you? What is your favorite food, one that you can nibble on for hours, enjoying its taste deep down, inside you?;)
    So, eh...your tent or mine?


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