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  • 19-09-2011 11:40am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"

    I said, "Probably failing my driving test."
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    Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.

    After all, he did kill Hitler.
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    My dad sat me down, brought the laptop in and said,

    "Son, I think it's time to talk to you about pornography."

    "What about it?" I replied.

    "How the hell can I get past the filters without your mum knowing?"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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