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Tuesday Funnies

MonkieSocks · 2011-09-20 08:54:26

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his head. "You know, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see…

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MonkieSocks

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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his head. "You know, Ethel," he finally answered,

"I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

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Difference among girls aged
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 & 78

8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

18 - You tell her a story & take her to bed.

28 - You don’t have to tell her a story to take her to bed.

38 - She tells you a story & takes you to bed.

48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

68 - If you take her to bed, that will be a story

78 - If you take her to bed...that’s the end of her story

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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