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Perception Women vs Man

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  • 20-09-2011 11:12am
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    Women Friends chatting in office. :pac:

    Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

    Woman 2: it was a disaster.
    My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two inutes. How was yours?

    Woman 1: Oh it was amazing!
    My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner.
    After dinner we walked for an hour.
    When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour.
    It was like a fairytale!

    At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

    Husband 1: How was your evening?

    Husband 2:
    Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep.
    It was great!
    What about you?

    Husband 1: It was horrible.
    I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill;
    so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
    We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!
    After all that, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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