How old is the oldest virgin you know?

Blakely123

irish_stevo815 wrote: »

Ah so you're the guy who's just moved in. Keep the noise down the next night, please. And tell your friend she has a striking resemblance to Spock's wife from season 2, episode 15 of star trek.

GEEK ALERT!!! I dontt even know who that is...ur an obvious sympathist. ha.

Blakely123

revell wrote: »

do you have a plan to have your house mates' virginty removed by your female friends in the next eight months? It sounds great fun. I would like to help if I am a female:p

seriously??

I'd actually love that. It would certainly be funny. are ya good lookin? (not that they'd be fussy i'm sure, but it'd be really funny)

Professey Chin

irish_stevo815 wrote: »

Ah so you're the guy who's just moved in. Keep the noise down the next night, please. And tell your friend she has a striking resemblance to Spock's wife from season 2, episode 15 of star trek.

Waaaaait a minute......Spocks wife isnt in that episode!!!!!
.................I mean.......Yeah!

karl tyrrell

jedward

here.from.day.1

blackwhite wrote: »

Bird from work that I started going out with 2/3 years ago. Was 24 when we "did the deed." She'd lived at home for all of college, and never was in a relationship longer than a few weeks before that.

She told me beforehand and it was a "Dear diary........ jackpot!" moment :cool:

Captain gullible is going to give us a lesson on being gullible.

reilig

Mickey H wrote: »

More cushion for the pushing??

Built for comfort, not speed!!

rossie1977

Blakely123 wrote: »

I know a lot actually-->> I'm living with them. All doing computer engineering - two Phds and one masters. They are pretty creepy so it's no big surprise. They read comics all day and watch porn all night. I've just moved in with them. I've brought two girls home so far they all practically spontaneously combust with excitement. Very worrying. The masters student is 25 and the two phds are 32. Yes, 3-2 - and I'd even go a lot further than saying they're virgins, like I'd say they've never even held hands with a female outside their own families and they certainly have never even kissed someone.

be truthful now, you are the one of the phds students aren't you

The_Minister

Hot girl, 33, very religious - nothing before marriage.

cyrusdvirus

Mega Chin wrote: »

Waaaaait a minute......Spocks wife isnt in that episode!!!!!
.................I mean.......Yeah!

You're right... That's The trouble with Tribbles ep

cyrusdvirus

The_Minister wrote: »

Hot girl, 33, very religious - nothing before marriage.

pics of gtfo!

Unique User Name

Blakely123 wrote: »

I know a lot actually-->> I'm living with them. All doing computer engineering - two Phds and one masters. They are pretty creepy so it's no big surprise. They read comics all day and watch porn all night. I've just moved in with them. I've brought two girls home so far they all practically spontaneously combust with excitement. Very worrying. The masters student is 25 and the two phds are 32. Yes, 3-2 - and I'd even go a lot further than saying they're virgins, like I'd say they've never even held hands with a female outside their own families and they certainly have never even kissed someone.

Not being gay either, but I can even tell that they're not good looking, but they're not THAT ugly either. It's the geek factor and the fact that they don't even TRY to even talk to birds with a pulse. It's all computer/comic/cosmic.... I've signed a lease for the next eight months, so it's gonna be fun...:(

Sounds kinda like big bang theory.

RobAMerc

revell wrote: »

It sounds great fun. I would like to help if I am a female:p

You are not sure ?

mackg

Teacher I had in secondary, very religious, never married, she must have been pushing 60 when I was in school 7 years ago.

Blakely123

rossie1977 wrote: »

be truthful now, you are the one of the phds students aren't you

well I am a PHD student, but I can certianly say I'm not one of THOSE PHD students. seriously. I wouldn't usually care that people are wierd or whatever, but they really freak my female friends out too - these people have to be met to be believed sort of thing... sort of serial killers in the attic malark...and it's coming up to hallowween...:eek:

blackwhite

here.from.day.1 wrote: »

Captain gullible is going to give us a lesson on being gullible.

There was clear evidence afterwards........

smugchik

I know a guy that was a virgin until the age of 52.

Blakely123

Unique User Name wrote: »

Sounds kinda like big bang theory.

big bang on my end certainly. But defo no BIG BANG on their side of things...until Revell is going to help out;)

simonmln

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

I don't know. Other people's sex lives are none of my business and are of absolutely no interest to me, if someone is gay, straight, bisexual, slut, stud or virgin I don't really care and I don't know why anybody would be in the slightest bit interested in what another person does or doesn't do in the privacy of their bedroom.

Then why even post on this thread?

eyescreamcone

gavredking wrote: »

32yr old female, hot body, face isnt too great. She hasnt had a BF and isnt to type to flirt and flaunt.

A Butterface as it's called in the business




Nice body, but-her-face

Made for doggystyle???

dulpit

eyescreamcone wrote: »

A Butterface as it's called in the business




Nice body, but-her-face

Made for doggystyle???

Or a double bagger, 1 for her and 1 for you, in case her bag breaks...

inurface

69

Blakely123

Dudess wrote: »

Agreed Pompey.

OP, are you what you and some others might consider a late bloomer yourself and looking for validation? Because that's what these threads usually scream of. Why would you care/want to know?

Also, 23/24 "old" to be a virgin? Bless.

looking for validation HA! no, just answering a question. As I say above, I usually couldn't give a ****e what anyone else is doing, but I have never in my life come across such socially inept and sexually crippled lads. They obvioulsy LIKE women and would presumably like to be with one, but they make NO EFFORT and are COMPLETE DISASTERS when they meet a real one. That, and they do not SHUT THE F*** UP boasting about the girls they like online (porn (and comics!). I'm a man's man and even I find it MENTAL. Like, LIVE A LITTLE - CHAT ONE UP ya MENTLERS!

Blakely123

Blakely123 wrote: »

looking for validation HA! no, just answering a question. As I say above, I usually couldn't give a ****e what anyone else is doing, but I have never in my life come across such socially inept and sexually crippled lads. They obvioulsy LIKE women and would presumably like to be with one, but they make NO EFFORT and are COMPLETE DISASTERS when they meet a real one. That, and they do not SHUT THE F*** UP boasting about the girls they like online (porn (and comics!). I'm a man's man and even I find it MENTAL. Like, LIVE A LITTLE - CHAT ONE UP ya MENTLERS!

cyrusdvirus

oh I get it.

You are a raging schizo and are now going to blame the ranty post on the voices in your head.

John Doe1

112, still fierce craic though

dulpit

gatecrash wrote: »

oh I get it.

You are a raging schizo and are now going to blame the ranty post on the voices in your head.

:pac:

pablomakaveli

The_Minister wrote: »

Hot girl, 33, very religious - nothing before marriage.

There was an episode of Fresh Prince where Will tried to fake a wedding to a girl to trick her into sleeping with him. Didnt work for him but you should try that as it could work for you.

The look on her face when you tell her after would also be priceless.

FetchTheGin

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

I don't know. Other people's sex lives are none of my business and are of absolutely no interest to me, if someone is gay, straight, bisexual, slut, stud or virgin I don't really care and I don't know why anybody would be in the slightest bit interested in what another person does or doesn't do in the privacy of their bedroom.

What age are you then?

amacachi

Dudess wrote: »

Also, 23/24 "old" to be a virgin? Bless.

It's good to see someone else say this. :pac:

geetar

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Indeed he was not. He never got past first base. Mind you that episode was years ago so maybe he's "delivered his payload" since then.

no. in that episode skinner was banging the socks off her. :eek:

he only said he was a virgin so people didnt think they were doin the dirties in the closet.

Wetai

geetar wrote: »

no. in that episode skinner was banging the socks off her. :eek:

Probably.
Ralph Wiggum: "Principle Skinner and Ms Krabappel were in the closet making babies, and i saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me"

revell

Blakely123 wrote: »

seriously??

I'd actually love that. It would certainly be funny. are ya good lookin? (not that they'd be fussy i'm sure, but it'd be really funny)

then are you going to plant a hidden camera in the lads room ya?:D read my post I am not female but if you have any geeky female phd friends I can consider:P

dennyire

89...............but she says come back next year and the craic will be 90 :)

Squall19

Blakely123 wrote: »

I'm a man's man and even I find it MENTAL. Like, LIVE A LITTLE - CHAT ONE UP ya MENTLERS!

Your a Man's man ehh?

Blakely123 wrote: »

I wouldn't usually care that people are wierd or whatever, but they really freak my female friends out too

:D:D:D:D:D

Women only come back to most " Man's man houses " for one thing and we wouldn't describe them as female friends;)

Those guys your staying with sound real smart, so when your still in the "friend zone" and earning peanuts every thursday they will probably be CEO's of software companies, so don't laugh at them just yet.

Just stay strong with your current position:D

Your time will come, don't bite just yet.

You could actually try and befriend those guys, hang out with them, bring them on a night out, help them etc

You did right, you proved to ous that you are not a pussy;)

Seachmall

pablomakaveli wrote: »

There was an episode of Fresh Prince where Will tried to fake a wedding to a girl to trick her into sleeping with him. Didnt work for him but you should try that as it could work for you.

The look on her face when you tell her after would also be priceless.

*Just about to finish up in bed*

"Hey, love"

"What?"

"We're not married!!"

And then BOOM; all over her tits.

The_Minister

pablomakaveli wrote: »

There was an episode of Fresh Prince where Will tried to fake a wedding to a girl to trick her into sleeping with him. Didnt work for him but you should try that as it could work for you.

The look on her face when you tell her after would also be priceless.

Google R v. Papaditropolous

lalee17

I know a guy in his late 30's.. feel bad for him tbh.

Blakely123

Squall19 wrote: »

Your a Man's man ehh?


:D:D:D:D:D

Women only come back to most " Man's man houses " for one thing and we wouldn't describe them as female friends;)

what a ballend. are ya seriously thick? I've brought home two girls for de shag and have female friends over too - is that too hard to imagine? Suppose you can empathise with these freaks...


Those guys your staying with sound real smart, so when your still in the "friend zone" and earning peanuts every thursday they will probably be CEO's of software companies, so don't laugh at them just yet.

smart for what reason exactlY? I'm doing a PHD too, so I'm hardly going to be working for peanuts doh! Also, I happen to be able to talk to people of every sex without wetting myself. CEO of what? If a woman came into the boardroom they'd literally faint.

Just stay strong with your current position:D

i am. see above ballend comment.

Your time will come, don't bite just yet.

You could actually try and befriend those guys, hang out with them, bring them on a night out, help them etc

i've offered to help these, but I think that until they actually cop on dat its fukin ridiculous for your only contact with women to be online. like, PATHETIC.

You did right, you proved to ous that you are not a pussy;)

and u proved to me that ur like them. fukin wierdos! I'm going out with a bird tonight and I guarantee you that if I bring her back -for a shag or otherwise, they'll die. they'll be up all night watching wrestling. I need to move. It's fookin ridonkleyous.

Blakely123

revell wrote: »

then are you going to plant a hidden camera in the lads room ya?:D read my post I am not female but if you have any geeky female phd friends I can consider:P

****! thought you were a bird and added you as a friend (for obvious reasons)
ha! sorry about that.

I've plenty of smart (not nerdy) female friends. hot too. some serious hotties.
i'm a bit greedy with them though.....

not going to tape anyone also - I'm a bit of a player at the best of times, but i'm not a total wankjob!:)

Shanotheslayer

Blakely123 wrote: »

and u proved to me that ur like them. fukin wierdos! I'm going out with a bird tonight and I guarantee you that if I bring her back -for a shag or otherwise, they'll die. they'll be up all night watching wrestling. I need to move. It's fookin ridonkleyous.

So rather then talking to all these women, you come on here and talk about these women?

Makes sense that...

astonaidan

blackwhite wrote: »

Bird from work that I started going out with 2/3 years ago. Was 24 when we "did the deed." She'd lived at home for all of college, and never was in a relationship longer than a few weeks before that.

She told me beforehand and it was a "Dear diary........ jackpot!" moment :cool:

At least You can say You were the best she ever had

Blakely123

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

So rather then talking to all these women, you come on here and talk about these women?

Makes sense that...

Are you slow? seriously?!? Do you read what you type?!?

Shanotheslayer

Blakely123 wrote: »

Are you slow? seriously?!? Do you read what you type?!?

I'm super serial.

Sonnenblumen

reilig wrote: »

Built for comfort, not speed!!

Have a whale of a time:)

Deise Tom

oasischick wrote: »

Excluding the disabled, long-term ill and Roman Catholic clergy

Some disabled people have sex, just in the same way some able bodied people dont.

starlit

Age is only a number it shouldn't matter how old you are when you loose it but I suppose when you get to a certain age it be time unless you are ready for it should you consider it than just loosing it for the sake of it. Once its gone its gone forever it should be something special to remember.

I don't know anyone who be the oldest virgin I know but I have read somewhere that the oldest be 50!

iamstop

Virgin Group Ltd. - Est. 1970 so that would make it 41.

Fluorescence

Blakely123 wrote: »

Are you slow? seriously?!? Do you read what you type?!?

Do you? From your posts in this thread I find it a bit of a discrepancy that you are a PhD student tbh :pac:. Sounds more like you're 12 and have been watching too many 90's teen shows with the stereotypical "geek" in them.

longhalloween

Giselle wrote: »

He told me.

Creepily

Is that the guy who works in the Ilac?

Pompey Magnus

simonmln wrote: »

Then why even post on this thread?

Why even concern yourself with my post, should you not be getting back to the more important matter of judging other people based on their sexual preferences?