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Sh*t - THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

  • 23-09-2011 7:04pm
    #1
    Sunnyisland
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    ;):):D

    Well, it's **** .... that's right, ****!

    **** may just be the most functional word in the English language.

    You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget **** and tell others to eat ****.

    Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and brasso.

    There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse **** and chicken ****.

    You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****,(or duck when the **** hits the fan).

    You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.

    You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.

    Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than **** and some days are just plain ****ty.

    Some music sounds like ****, things can look like **** and there are times when you feel like ****.

    You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.

    You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

    And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!!

    You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!

    Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without any ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head..........

    Well, **** Happens!!!
    __________________:pac::pac::pac:


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