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So my housemate tried to kill me last night...

Duggy747 · 2011-09-26 21:22:48

.....by tying to force his way into my room with the kitchen knife. He passed out and when I went out to him I found the knife beside him. With-holding my temptation to cave his skull in I took a picture of him with the knife and rang the landlord. He stayed out on the landing, waking up every now and again patrolling it,…

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#692 03-10-2011 5:58am
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Did Duggy die?....

....For some strange reason I'm feeling all Australian now.

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#693 03-10-2011 6:07am
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Gingersnaps wrote: »

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

A. Dug

dennyire wrote: »

what do you call a man with no shovel in his head?

dugless

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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#694 03-10-2011 6:09am
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AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Did Duggy die?....

....For some strange reason I'm feeling all Australian now.

no, I think he just went to bed mmwwahahaw

*gets big knife*

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#695 03-10-2011 3:18pm
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**Spoiler alert**

It turns out that Duggy is The Housemate. He had a psychotic break and started to view his own actions as those of an external tormentor (The Housemate).

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#696 03-10-2011 3:21pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

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#697 03-10-2011 3:24pm
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Is today finally eviction day? Or will the landlord bottle it again and let this nutter stay another night

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#698 03-10-2011 3:27pm
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Orando Broom wrote: »

**Spoiler alert**

It turns out that Duggy is The Housemate. He had a psychotic break and started to view his own actions as those of an external tormentor (The Housemate).

Cough cough!!!!

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#699 03-10-2011 3:29pm
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AskMyChocolate wrote: »

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

What do you call a man lying down at his front door?

Matt

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#700 03-10-2011 3:32pm
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Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Cough cough!!!!

Yeah but mine was crafted better or something.

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#701 03-10-2011 3:34pm
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RachaelVO wrote: »

What do you call a man lying down at his front door?

Matt

What do you call a black man with a bike?

A thief.

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#702 03-10-2011 3:39pm
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Here is a great tip, you knife the ****er before he knifes you. You seem a lot more civil and sane than him.

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#703 03-10-2011 3:47pm
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Duggy, he's not from Tubbercurry by any chance is he? I may have shared a house with the same lad in the past. It started when he started playing Travelling Wiburys incessently at all hours of the day and night. "End of the Line" and "Handle With Care" were his two favourites which made him more ominous. I never bought as many locks for a bedroom door in my life.

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#704 03-10-2011 4:07pm
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Orando Broom wrote: »

**Spoiler alert**

It turns out that Duggy is The Housemate. He had a psychotic break and started to view his own actions as those of an external tormentor (The Housemate).

I agree with you except that I see the subjects primary personality is that of the knife wielding psycho with a drink problem. The "Duggy" persona is the projection of an aspirational "good" sub-personality - a forgotten part of the patient which seeks some kind of normality and acceptance - a kind of joining together if you will or integration, for once, with the distant other "normal" people in the dark and lonely world that the subject inhabits.

Or maybe there is two of em?

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#705 03-10-2011 4:07pm
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mattjack wrote: »

I'm an idiot.

I can see how misquoting is bad. What is a doughnut report then?

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#706 03-10-2011 4:47pm
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Hobbes wrote: »

I can see how misquoting is bad. What is a doughnut report then?

I'm thanking you myself, in case you get lonely.

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#707 03-10-2011 5:01pm
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What do you call a Dubliner hanging from the ceiling?

Sean D'Olier.

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#708 03-10-2011 5:30pm
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What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his arse....

Warren

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#709 03-10-2011 6:10pm
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I took the wife out earlier

One punch :D

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#710 03-10-2011 6:16pm
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What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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#711 03-10-2011 6:29pm
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So, today is finally the day. The housemate is here (sober and sense of murder seems lacking) and the landlord is coming at 7-ish.

Who wants to put down bets that he'll have more excuses and the landlord will give him another night?

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#712 03-10-2011 6:30pm
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Duggy747 wrote: »

So, today is finally the day. The housemate is here (sober and sense of murder seems lacking) and the landlord is coming at 7-ish.

Who wants to put down bets that he'll have more excuses and the landlord will give him another night?

Here's hoping

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#713 03-10-2011 6:32pm
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Duggy747 wrote: »

So, today is finally the day. The housemate is here (sober and sense of murder seems lacking) and the landlord is coming at 7-ish.

Who wants to put down bets that he'll have more excuses and the landlord will give him another night?

it does seem likely.

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#714 03-10-2011 6:42pm
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not long to go now.

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#715 03-10-2011 7:07pm
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I hereby challenge Duggys housemate to a televised knife fight. Titled Amateur versus Knird Evol.

I'm am serious! Or is he scared of losing to me?

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#716 03-10-2011 7:08pm
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So Duggy is the housemate gone??

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#717 03-10-2011 7:11pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWS1JiREmhY

The fùcker is gone at last! He seemed to have left in good spirits too, the cùnt.

Finally, I can drink me beer down in the sitting room without hassle of him coming back and causing grief to us all.

Cheers for all the support (and supposed stories of my demise :pac:)

Cue me now dying from choking on my dinner in a few minutes :P

And for those who missed the pic

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#718 03-10-2011 7:12pm
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Are the locks changed tho?

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#719 03-10-2011 7:13pm
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Anticlimax :mad:

He's lulling you into a false sense of security Duggy!

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#720 03-10-2011 7:14pm
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keysersoze0330 wrote: »

Are the locks changed tho?

Yup, locks were changed there and then.

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#721 03-10-2011 7:16pm
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in the best scary movies.........

just when you think its all over

NOW is the time he returns with an axe!!!!

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