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So my housemate tried to kill me last night...

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    #782
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Bluefoam wrote: »
    The Joy

    The Horror.

    Not your ornery onager



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    #783
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,406 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Yawns wrote: »
    And here was me hoping Duggy was in another terrifying predicament just we could all get our hands on some lovely doughnuts.

    Did you not read the end? Turned out
    Duggy had multiple personality disorder, turned out he was both the flatmate and the victim all along
    . Ten-part documentary/drama series planned by Netflix for later this year written by Sephen King and starring Guy Pearse.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #784
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,306 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    Did you not read the end? Turned out
    Duggy had multiple personality disorder, turned out he was both the flatmate and the victim all along
    . Ten-part documentary/drama series planned by Netflix for later this year written by Sephen King and starring Guy Pearse.

    Brother of Patrick? :)

    Not your ornery onager



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    [Deleted User]
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    I'd say call the guards at the time, but we managed that in the middle of a very confrontational burglary that involved knives at our throats, and the guards arrived 30 mins later after they'd gone and insinuated they didn't believe us because we had been out earlier that night.

    We moved out the next morning.

    The guards are useless when it comes to domestic stuff. We were in the middle of a city and if we had said someone was dealing outside our door, they'd have been there in 3 minutes.


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    #786
    Vladimir Poontang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Vladimir Poontang


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd say call the guards at the time, but we managed that in the middle of a very confrontational burglary that involved knives at our throats, and the guards arrived 30 mins later after they'd gone and insinuated they didn't believe us because we had been out earlier that night.

    We moved out the next morning.

    The guards are useless when it comes to domestic stuff. We were in the middle of a city and if we had said someone was dealing outside our door, they'd have been there in 3 minutes.

    The guards are just useless end of story


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    #787
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,406 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd say call the guards at the time, but we managed that in the middle of a very confrontational burglary that involved knives at our throats, and the guards arrived 30 mins later after they'd gone and insinuated they didn't believe us because we had been out earlier that night.

    We moved out the next morning.

    The guards are useless when it comes to domestic stuff. We were in the middle of a city and if we had said someone was dealing outside our door, they'd have been there in 3 minutes.

    Why didn't you?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #788
    Diemos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,417 ✭✭✭Diemos


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The guards are useless when it comes to domestic stuff.
    Yes
    Deleted User wrote: »
    We were in the middle of a city and if we had said someone was dealing outside our door, they'd have been there in 3 minutes.
    No. They would be just as bad.
    They are under-funded and under-resourced.....but they don't help themselves. I think the majority of people who report crimes are left entirely disappointed with the response they receive.
    I'm not surprised that crime stats are falling, most people just don't bother reporting anymore.


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    #789
    Ms. Chanandler Bong
    Registered Users Posts: 724 ✭✭✭Ms. Chanandler Bong


    I really really hoped this was a follow-up from Duffy on what his flatemates have been like the last few years :(


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