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  • 30-09-2011 8:48am
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    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,444 ✭✭✭✭


    I got kicked out of Cork City library the other day...

    ... All I did was put the Bible into the fiction section
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    Why don't they have toilet paper in KFC?

    Because it is finger licking good!
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    Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.

    The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack!"

    "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
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    What did the penis say to the condom?

    Cover me I'm going in!
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    What is the last thing that goes through a fly's mind as it hits a windscreen?

    Its arse
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    What did one sagging tit say to the other?

    If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts


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