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  • 30-09-2011 11:25am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a Hazelnut Daiquiri on his way home.

    The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

    One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of Hazelnut extract.

    Thinking quickly, he threw together a Daiquiri made with Hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

    The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed;

    'This isn't a Hazelnut Daiquiri'?

    'No, I'm sorry', replied the bartender, 'It's a Hickory Daiquiri doc'.

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    News: British man loses leg after ignoring shark warning.

    Bet he's kicking himself now.
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    My wife said to me the other night "Tease me."

    So I said "Alright fatty."
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    I bought a t-shirt today to help raise money for an epileptic charity.

    I'm asking for my money back tomorrow...

    It doesn't fit.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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