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LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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    #3932
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,962 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Wertz wrote: »
    Sure the place is full of white transits and terrorists.
    we live in a veritable shangri-la according to Duffy...bet you wouldn't get near his front door...

    Its a quarter mile from his gate to his front door.

    CPL 593H



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    #3933
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    She's on


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    #3934
    yosser hughes
    Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    Wertz wrote: »
    Sure the place is full of white transits and terrorists.

    we live in a veritable shangri-la according to Duffy...bet you wouldn't get near his front door...

    You'd have to negotiate the moate he has around the palace and then the portcullis. Never mind the doberman attack dogs.

    Anyway Joe gets the butler to answer the door for him!


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    #3935
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    pc7 wrote: »
    Camilis? would have been better off with a number, terrible name.

    Camillus parker bowles


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    #3936
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "that's all for today, black tomorrow..."

    Somalia on the brain there Joe!!!


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    #3937
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    furiousox wrote: »
    Its a quarter mile from his gate to his front door.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD6lN9FEHao


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    #3938
    mackeire
    Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Definite joe duffy material. He hates people getting scammed out of a few quid, especially in such an obvious case as this.
    Although we'll possibly take the píss out of you if you sound stupid!

    I wouldn't have it any other way..


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    #3939
    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Joe: And what brought you do do what you did caller?
    Caller: A nicely dressed man came around to the house looking for the British Embassy.
    Joe: yeah yeah
    Caller: He told me he had lost his Passport, so I invited him in for a cup of tea
    Joe: And what was wrong with this?
    Caller: Well he wouldn't leave and my father of 91 years said "Are you thinking what I am thinking?"
    Joe: And what were you thinking caller?
    Caller: You know these English Types Joe
    Joe: What the valiant ones from WW1?
    Caller: No, Joe you know?
    Joe: No caller.
    Caller: I don't mean to come across as rasist but you know these English Type
    Joe: No caller.
    Caller: Once you invite the English in they won't leave. 800 ****ing years Joe. Don't get me wrong there are lots of nice British people in....... Scotland and Wales.


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    #3940
    polakdot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭polakdot


    withless wrote: »
    Your poor standard of English tells me I should not be concerned with the quality of your opinion. Don't respond to this or any other of my posts.

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


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    #3941
    polakdot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭polakdot


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    2 people died in the floods, in fairness.

    I never mentioned anything about people dieing,that wasnt the point of my post.


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    #3942
    polakdot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭polakdot


    Happyman42 wrote: »
    I enjoy most of this thread most days, but do you really have to flush your humanity down the toilet for a laugh?
    Two people lost their lives.


    What exactly are you talking about?
    I was making a point about people who didnt die,complaining about the flood.
    Is that so hard to understand?


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    #3943
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Get out and VOTE

    will Joe spontaneously combust if McGuinness wins?


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    #3944
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    my friend wrote: »
    Get out and VOTE

    will Joe spontaneously combust if McGuinness wins?

    he'll cancel funny friday anyway.


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    #3945
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Big Daddy Cool wrote: »
    he'll cancel funny friday anyway.

    what an incentive!


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    #3946
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,115 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    I hate that unFunny F**king Friday robs me of my daily live lahnnnnnn fix, also hate Fiver F**king Friday. Seriously Joe just do the job you are humongously paid for!


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    #3947
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    my friend wrote: »
    what an incentive!
    pc7 wrote: »
    I hate that unFunny F**king Friday robs me of my daily live lahnnnnnn fix, also hate Fiver F**king Friday. Seriously Joe just do the job you are humongously paid for!

    ye have no sense of fun, think of the top comedians on the show, i still laugh when i think back to some of doc's jokes and his muttley type laugh, what about the wonderfull songs and poems. without this show this unbelievable talent would get no airing. :p


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    #3948
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,115 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Big Daddy Cool wrote: »
    ye have no sense of fun, think of the top comedians on the show, i still laugh when i think back to some of doc's jokes and his muttley type laugh, what about the wonderfull songs and poems. without this show this unbelievable talent would get no airing. :p

    You are lucky you stuck :p in, I was getting ready to have a boardsie petition to have you sectioned! :eek:


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    #3949
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Youre very welcome to crimeline


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    #3950
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Feck! Girls!


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    #3951
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "Father Jack Hackett"

    Oh Harris. Would've been amazing.


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    #3952
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    This is likely to degenerate


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    #3953
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    current caller

    Father%2BJack.jpg

    Feck off Joe


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    #3954
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The article isnt on the website


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    #3955
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,115 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    OK I got so bored there I feel asleep what are they waffling about?


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    #3956
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Don't let Dana here this.


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    #3957
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    boring-company-picture.jpg


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    #3958
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Mod ren

    Joe should probably ring his colleagues over in the Primetime offices for comments on this...


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    #3959
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    pc7 wrote: »
    OK I got so bored there I feel asleep what are they waffling about?

    you wont be falling asleep this time tomorrow :D


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    #3960
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Fascinating topic me bollocks.


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    #3961
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    wake up barry we only have until three o clock

    a year and a half later? wtf is this?


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