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LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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    #4172
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "People who visit garden centres aren't vegetables"

    PUN BINGO!


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    #4173
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "People visiting garden centres aren't vegetables"

    What??


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    #4174
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    He does a bit of crack??? :eek:


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    #4175
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Another pun that went straight over the head of the caller.

    Dumb c*nts


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    #4176
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,115 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Postal staff don't need credit Joe cause they getting f**king paid!


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    #4177
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Plug! Plug! Plug!!!


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    #4178
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    pc7 wrote: »
    Postal staff don't need credit Joe cause they getting f**king paid!

    Handy number


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    #4179
    zagmund
    Registered Users Posts: 2,501 ✭✭✭zagmund


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    He's an idiot that predicts the weather. He got it right once back in 1993 or something and wrong every time since. But on the back of the right prediction in 93 he gets media coverage.

    He said "no snow", so better get chains for your tyres, stock up with salt and get a snow shovel for the winter.

    I predicted Ireland beating England in the cricket (and made a packet on it). I'm living off it ever since - with a reputation for calling the long shots accurately. Some day in the next 5 years I'll get it right again and my reputation will be as strong as the postmans. I predicted the 6-1 drubbing the other day, but I just forgot to tell anyone. I got it right though.

    z

    [edit] or was it 5-1 ? Regardless, I predicted it.


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    #4180
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    the donegal postman :D

    l.jpg


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    #4181
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Do ye think the Rutland Centre would give us all a group discount?? ;)


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    #4182
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,115 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Handy number
    times 7 for each candidate too!


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    #4183
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Jaysus don't get Duffy started on Portugal again...


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    #4184
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    A roof coming down is not like a Mexican wave...


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    #4185
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Pour choo gal


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    #4186
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Coming up on Moooooney....

    "what music to play at your wedding"

    2528691365_b2d6bca51e.jpg

    :D


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    #4187
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    the last time i saw a mexican wave, a roof didnt fall down :confused:


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    #4188
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    sudzs wrote: »
    Do ye think the Rutland Centre would give us all a group discount?? ;)

    Good idea advertising during liveline. Especially after todays show.


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    #4189
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "One woman was very badly hurt.... on her knee." :rolleyes:


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    #4190
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Portugal and Ryanair bashing.....Joe's dream double.


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    #4191
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    NOTHING HAPPENED

    NO ONE DIED

    CHILL DA FUGG OUT

    this wonder must be pissed it happened in Portugal, no excessive compo culture to claim from


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    #4192
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    waaahey a ryanair bashathon to finish with...


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    #4193
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    What are they talking about?


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    #4194
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    This tornado was obviously Michael O Leary's fault...he didn't get on to the meteoorology department in Donegal...


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    #4195
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    i think joe nearly laughed there


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    #4196
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    lmao


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    #4197
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Was Ryanair responsible for the tornado? :confused:


    my god, my god... :rolleyes:


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    #4198
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    tick tick tick...almost there Joe. Keep on laughing eh?


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    #4199
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    sudzs wrote: »
    "One woman was very badly hurt.... on her knee." :rolleyes:

    Lots of vital organs in the knee.


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    #4200
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Fuel sales?

    Hope it's been properly laundered.


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    #4201
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    13amp-plug-top.jpg


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