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LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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    #4442
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Wertz wrote: »
    It was only a matter of time...he can't help himself with these inappropriate puns/figures of speech.
    He isn't the only radio/ tv presenter who opens his/her gob and spouts inappropriate puns/figures of speech ...the list is endless


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    #4443
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    If you vote for me I will deliver a justice system you can all be proud of.

    in the case of the scumbag James Kenny, 35, from Eden Block in Prospect Hill the following sentence would be activated.

    00052d6e-314.jpg

    James Kenny being found guilty of savage crimes against Alexandra Trotsenko is hereby sentenced to

    Medical examination for determination of suitability of usable organs and body parts.

    following said examination and upon notification and positioning of recipients you will be placed under general anesthetic for removal of said organs and body parts

    whereby (for example) kidneys may be sold (current market value €100,000) raised funds shall be paid to the victim Alexandra Trotsenko.

    take this scumbag down.


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    #4444
    DuckStab
    Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭DuckStab


    Well at least the possibility of brain damage can be ruled out.


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    #4445
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    The stuff... It just squirts out all over them

    :o:o


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    #4446
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Boy gets an unidentified rash after a night out in a night

    "Yeah I swear it was the foam, mammy" :rolleyes:


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    #4447
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    He was out of his head on the meow meow Joe...miniskirts Joe, a rash Joe...


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    #4448
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    LMAO...foam party madness..

    So what she is telling us is if you swallow a load of bubbles and rub it in your eyes you may or may not have adverse affects.


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    #4449
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    This is the first show I've had the misfortune to hear since the end of the summer, I'm glad to hear that drunken taxi journeys home and sensitive skin are the height of peoples worry these days.


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    #4450
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Did anybody see the link?

    Lad was gonna donate something made of Copper,
    Lad beaten up in taxi outside Coppers,
    Coppers caught foreign thug that hurt the artist...


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    #4451
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Jaysus, he's an artist as well... doesnt have to pay tax on that either I presume..


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    #4452
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    There's Joe shrilling again, his book is obviously not selling too well so he's just dropped the fact that he does a bit of oil painting himself, will someone ring in now and offer to display his art in their gallery ?


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    #4453
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    Has this guy just run up the stairs?


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    #4454
    A.Tomas
    Registered Users Posts: 159 ✭✭A.Tomas


    Joe should ring up the judge who lt James kenny out on bail .. with his over 50 previous convictions .. aned past violent assault.

    Of course, being a past parole officer could tell us a sob story about kenny.


    Instead of "benevolent funds" for artists.:rolleyes:


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    #4455
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Plug.

    Plug.

    Plug.

    Plug.


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    #4456
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    FFS, Joe whinges about the Savage Eye depiction of him, yet he just falls fully into this caricature

    Off topic - "Tell us what happened to Sean", "Sean dies of cancer", blah blah, "God rest him". Miserablist deviant that he is.


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    #4457
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Artists trust.... Get a real job ya hippy.

    ;)


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    #4458
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    This is supposed to be a story about helping someone who had their Fingers cut off.

    He has turned it into a story about struggling artists?


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    #4459
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    'Artists Trust'.... handy to know about Joe... in case the book sales don't hit the numbers


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    #4460
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Is Joe getting the tax exemption I wonder, with all his buke writing and oil painting?


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    #4461
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    It's 3.6 billion Joe.... He's been dipping his hand in the cookie jar. ;)


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    #4462
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    why is this woman even accepting cheques????


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    #4463
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Some difference if you bounce a cheque with Revenue...


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    #4464
    padd b1975
    Registered Users Posts: 10,743 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Artists trust.... Get a real job ya hippy.

    ;)

    No prob with someone painting pictures for a living, major problem with the lack of income tax.


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    #4465
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    i wont mention his name....


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    #4466
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Everybody's an economist eh?


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    #4467
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    the cannibalisation of the modern financial system continues..

    and joe has the solutions :rolleyes:


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    #4468
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    my friend wrote: »
    i wont mention his name....

    I'm surprised Joe didnt stop her there... She didnt everything bar reading out his birth certifiticate.. I would have said that I found ten gigs of porn on the PC as well...

    I fix computers as well btw.. no fix no fee, I'm cheap, friendly and always get the job fixed.. come on it's the liveline thread, I'm not allowed a ridiculous plug ?? :D:D


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    #4469
    DuckStab
    Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭DuckStab


    Thought he just said Anne Doyle welds... Now there's an image.


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    #4470
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    How many times has he said bookies?


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    #4471
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    DuckStab wrote: »
    Thought he just said Anne Doyle welds... Now there's an image.

    Aye, especially if she does it in Nigeria.


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