LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

Lapin · 12-12-2011 4:00pm

neris wrote: »

mooney reviewing the types of honey on sale. mooney really is a simpleton

Text 51551 to be in with a chance to win Mooney's Honey. :pac:

SEPT 23 1989 · 12-12-2011 4:01pm

Wonder why Davys son is never getting out?

Harry Angstrom · 12-12-2011 4:01pm

dulpit wrote: »

Makes the show sound god-awful

That's because it is god-awful

sudzs · 12-12-2011 4:01pm

"Whoo will rescue these wimin?"

Why Captain Joe of course!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Big Daddy Cool · 12-12-2011 4:01pm

who can rescue these women, mcgyver, The A Team, Rambo, or maybe somebody could see if brendan o'carroll is available

dulpit · 12-12-2011 4:04pm

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

That's because it is god-awful

I know that, but surely the producers should try to make it sound better than it is...

Big Daddy Cool · 12-12-2011 4:05pm

oh so its philip who's reviewing the honey, i knew derek would'nt be interested in any type of honey

Wertz · 12-12-2011 4:05pm

Breks factor.

sudzs · 12-12-2011 4:05pm

Big Daddy Cool wrote: »

who can rescue these women, mcgyver, The A Team, Rambo, or maybe somebody could see if brendan o'carroll is available

or Ben Dunne... a 1 months introductary free gym subscription* would be most helpful, I'm sure!

*terms & conditions apply

JonathanAnon · 12-12-2011 4:08pm

sudzs wrote: »

or Ben Dunne... a 1 months introductary free gym subscription* would be most helpful, I'm sure! *terms & conditions apply

Ben Dunne could give them advice on how to cope with the Stockholllum Syndrome..

Lapin · 12-12-2011 4:29pm

Where is Ben Dunne anyway ?

There hasn't been a peek out of him for ages.

Its like the bit in Superman II when he loses his powers and the baddies take over. Where is Superman ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_JT0lcK7p4&feature=endscreen&NR=1

heidi_ho · 12-12-2011 4:35pm

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Wonder why Davys son is never getting out?

Its so sad because he said he is only 30 years old today. People's mental health is so fragile and i feel really sorry for those women in Grangegorman too... already unwell women from ages 20's to 60's. 13 of them locked in small ward with one shower and buckling facilities. Why are these poor unfortunate people being punished for being sick..

syklops · 12-12-2011 4:36pm

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Wonder why Davys son is never getting out?

Wouldnt you love to know what he did.

headmaster · 12-12-2011 6:32pm

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Where are they getting the money to smoke 60 a day?

I was just thinking about that. It takes aprox 15 mins to smoke a fag, that's 4 per hour with no interval, so, it would take 15 hours to smoke the 60 fags. No time for b/fast, dinner, tea, or the few breaks. Even a visit to the toilet would be a danger. These people on 60 a day might need to do their sums again, they're a bit like the people that think they're able to drink. I know a few of these people, 3 or 4 drinks and they're talking sh1te, in fact that's true of nearly all drinkers i've been in company with. You have to be a non drinker in company with a drinker to hear the absolute rubbish they come out with, after very, very, few drinks. In fact they might even be like the sh1te Jo D comes out with every day of the week and the tax payer picking up his wages that let him continue waffling

Lapin · 12-12-2011 7:04pm

headmaster wrote: »

I was just thinking about that. It takes aprox 15 mins to smoke a fag,

:eek:

What the hell are you smoking ?

Wertz · 12-12-2011 7:13pm

FFS you'd be lucky to get 2-3min out of the cigarettes these days

Judgement Day · 12-12-2011 7:26pm

Lapin wrote: »

:eek:

What the hell are you smoking ?

Harry Angstrom · 12-12-2011 7:26pm

headmaster wrote: »

You have to be a non drinker in company with a drinker to hear the absolute rubbish they come out with, after very, very, few drinks.

That's why I hate being in the company of non-drinkers when I'm out. It's almost as if they're taking mental notes so that they can remind you the next day that you were talking shyte. At least if everybody is drinking then you can all talk shyte together and nobody will mind or even remember it the following day. That's why it's imperative that you never go to the pub with a non-drinker. :P

my friend · 13-12-2011 1:51pm

joe was out last night...

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Big Daddy Cool · 13-12-2011 2:05pm

my friend wrote: »

joe was out last night...

i taught he might have stayed in devising a plan to bust the wimin out of the locked ward and davy's son out of broadmoor

syklops · 13-12-2011 2:37pm

Big Daddy Cool wrote: »

i taught he might have stayed in devising a plan to bust the wimin out of the locked ward and davy's son out of broadmoor

It'll probably be Damo then. There'll be a head on him from last night.

Big Daddy Cool · 13-12-2011 2:43pm

just saw on joe's twitter that brendan o'carroll will be on the xmas eve show :mad:, that just wrong, the xmas eve show is supposed to be funny with plenty of laughs.

syklops · 13-12-2011 2:44pm

Big Daddy Cool wrote: »

just saw on joe's twitter that brendan o'carroll will be on the xmas eve show :mad:, that just wrong, the xmas eve show is supposed to be funny with plenty of laughs.

tbh, Brendan O'Carrol is an improvement on Syl Fox or Brush Shiels.

Wertz · 13-12-2011 2:45pm

That's a very upmarket Harvey Norman ads...no shouting aussie, just mild mannered middle class lady speaking about sofas.

That_Guy · 13-12-2011 2:45pm

Not again.

That_Guy · 13-12-2011 2:46pm

"Can you describe the difference between a locked ward and an open ward?"

What kind of question is that?

Wertz · 13-12-2011 2:46pm

The Very locked ward.
Is that where they put you to dry out?

my friend · 13-12-2011 2:47pm

how much weed do you have to smoke for the schizophrenia to kick in or does it depend on the THC levels?

can someone ask the current caller?

Big Daddy Cool · 13-12-2011 2:47pm

syklops wrote: »

tbh, Brendan O'Carrol is an improvement on Syl Fox or Brush Shiels.

not at all, at least brush usually has a funny song, well funny'ish, ok slightly humerous

europa11 · 13-12-2011 2:48pm

Joe auditions for the Mastermind job....

"Can you tell the difference between a locked ward and an open ward?"

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