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LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    not at all, at least brush usually has a funny song, well funny'ish, ok slightly humerous ;)
    You take that back! :mad:

    :p


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    current caller arguing that the lunatics should be in charge of the asylum...

    can someone direct him to Dail Eireann?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    That_Guy wrote: »
    "Can you describe the difference between a locked ward and an open ward?"

    What kind of question is that?

    he asked that yesterday to. a tough question like that must be asked twice :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    You take that back! :mad:

    :p

    i will not :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Sounds like the local McDonald's...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    This guy is ridiculous.

    He's complaining about plastic cutlery in a psychiatric hospital. Does he think that suicidal people should be given knives?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    rob: joe, the mad house is cat

    joe: why?

    rob: they took my mobile so I couldnt call me dealer and they wouldnt let me find a hiding place in which I could smoke the weed I had smuggled in with me


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    he asked that yesterday to. a tough question like that must be asked twice :rolleyes:

    joe is our Paxman, our Charlie Rose


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    my friend wrote: »
    rob: joe, the mad house is cat

    joe: why?

    rob: they took my mobile so I couldnt call me dealer and they wouldnt let me find a hiding place in which I could smoke the weed I had smuggled in with me

    "My ex wife wouldn't bring my kids near the place"

    No, your ex wife wouldn't bring your kids anywhere near YOU.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    This guy is ridiculous.

    He's complaining about plastic cutlery in a psychiatric hospital. Does he think that suicidal people should be given knives?

    sure why not, joe taught yesterday they'd be allowed to make tea, if its ok to use hot boiling water, they should be allowed knives and forks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Wertz wrote: »
    Sounds like the local McDonald's...

    Plastic cutlery, not great food, noisy. Yeah it does.

    "Community based treatment"

    My understanding is, if you can function within a community, then you can get by 'outside' of the hospital. I don't think people in a mental hospital are there for the laugh.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    would Joe like to assist the HSE Budget?

    I reckon €50k of a donation might cover the O/T

    Joe? you there? cough up the €50k or drop this boring topic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    syklops wrote: »
    Plastic cutlery, not great food, noisy. Yeah it does.

    "Community based treatment"

    My understanding is, if you can function within a community, then you can get by 'outside' of the hospital. I don't think people in a mental hospital are there for the laugh.
    I agree. I thought it was very unhelpful and illadvised of that guy to say "the last place he would go would be to a psychiatric hospital". There are people that need that facility.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Is this guy in for drugs, right enough?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    my friend wrote: »
    would Joe like to assist the HSE Budget?

    I reckon €50k of a donation might cover the O/T

    Joe? you there? cough up the €50k or drop this boring topic

    A boring topic on behalf of people who may, lets face it, not even know the difference.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Habius Corpus! Sounds like a harry potter spell.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    i think Rob is a pal of Jim Corr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    We've enough loonies on the web as it is...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    This guy's attitude is a bit off. Surely if the professionals decide that he should not be using a mobile or a computer, it's counter productive to be borrowing other patient's computers.

    And he is trying to make out his problem as not serious, but I would presume that people are not committed for nothing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "I was able to borrow another patients laptop and use the internet while I was there"

    Erm... the picture I painted in my head has changed. Mobiles and laptops in a psychiatric hospital?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    The guy who refused medication...

    tumblr_lpmnadvKTj1qleo4jo1_500.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Hard to believe that in this day and age, electro-convulsive therapy is still a treatment.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    syklops wrote: »
    "I was able to borrow another patients laptop and use the internet while I was there"

    Erm... the picture I painted in my head has changed. Mobiles and laptops in a psychiatric hospital?

    google NWO

    ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    you are rambling verbally now dear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    The boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    before i crack up, would somebody tell me what she is on about :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    When they mentioned the noisiness of a locked ward yesterday "with the volume going up and down", its surprising no-one mentioned the irritation of mobile phone ring tones going off every five minutes. That would turn me murderess much faster than TV volume would.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    before i crack up, would somebody tell me what she is on about :confused:

    joe is sewing a boot into the call screener


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Insanity now ...........


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