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LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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    #9842
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    I get no sickpay.
    I generate an economy.
    I'm paid what I'm worth.

    - Duffy on Newstalk


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    #9843
    miketv
    Registered Users Posts: 835 ✭✭✭miketv


    gambiaman wrote: »
    I get no sickpay.
    I generate an economy.
    I'm paid what I'm worth.

    - Duffy on Newstalk
    some balls, reminds me of Biffo


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    #9844
    Stripey Cat
    Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭Stripey Cat


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    #9845
    bijapos
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭bijapos


    On todays Liveline:

    Have you been to North Korea? How was the pint of black there? Did you too meet the Dear Leader or are you getting confused with Team America ? (I mean Kim-Jung whatshis mane not the true Dear Leader of the Irish Peasant folk Mr Joooooooeeeeeeeeee Duffy! Call Joe to tell him of your experiences. This will be sh1te, you only go to North Korea if you want to, you can expect it to be crap so expect people on saying "We knew it would be crap Joe, but not as crap as NK crap Joe, couldn't get to 2nd Mass on the Sunday Joe.......".

    Also on: Clearys in Dubberlin is in financial trouble so Lahvline listeners are being asked to tell Clearys how to revamp the shop and save it, no need for Francis Brennan or Fergal Quinn, let the Lahvline listeners in, so if you got fitted for your first Holy Communion suit there then ring in and reminisce. Seems Clearys management will be on the phone contributing.


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    #9846
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "it was raining, she had a brolly, she keyed her code in....."

    more details please.... :rolleyes:


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    #9847
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    I presume he's gone to the guards before calling Joe...


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    #9848
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    "He told her to Walk This Way"

    Did he look anything like this?

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYqaQ0QZtWCnwmUvGHpDUDpk8BLnizFXL5FMXvzpBambggNndXkw


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    #9849
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Jaysus, this is boring... the bland leading the bland... :rolleyes:


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    #9850
    Pin_Cushion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭Pin_Cushion


    "He's well dressed so we thought he must need the money for a mortgage payment"

    What planet does this guy live on?


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    #9851
    Cardinal Richelieu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Cardinal Richelieu


    Is this another Jay Bourke story?


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    #9852
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    We need a "My God" counter.


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    #9853
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    he's telling it like an after-dinner anecdote.


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    #9854
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "She buried her mam with cancer"

    I'd have used a shovel myself..

    Sorry...


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    #9855
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    So he let her away with a hundred? That was nice of him. Also cop showing up on a bike isn't unusual...

    Horrible thing to hapen all the same...oh his house was burgled too? Feck that.


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    #9856
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "He was well dressed"

    Jaysus, you can buy a suit for €50 these days, which a lot cheaper than a pair of "skanger" trainers.


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    #9857
    bijapos
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭bijapos


    That_Guy wrote: »
    "She buried her mam with cancer"

    I'd have used a shovel myself..

    Sorry...

    Not funny.


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    #9858
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Did he just say the guys in Balbriggan were such a nice bunch of girls??? :confused:


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    #9859
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    ...and you left the locks unchanged?
    ffs...


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    #9860
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "They also stole me garden gnome Joe"


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    #9861
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    Just tuned in at "And they stole her sheep"

    Musta heard that wrong :pac:


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    #9862
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    Surely he noticed the Car Keys were missing when they were robbed the first time?


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    #9863
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "deep sign" :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


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    #9864
    stevensi
    Registered Users Posts: 423 ✭✭stevensi


    Full of the Christmas cheer this fella!


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    #9865
    artful_codger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    poor fella, he's not made of Jeeps and 42" tv's.


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    #9866
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "How's business?"

    "TERRIBLE"


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    #9867
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    I almost want him to start his awful Top 10 lists now. Almost.


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    #9868
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Eh, yes you ARE whinging.


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    #9869
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Moan, moan moan.

    "I'm not whinging"

    Yes you are.


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    #9870
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


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    Is that the surgeon?


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    #9871
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Stating the bleeding obvious.


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