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LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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    #11552
    Stripey Cat
    Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭Stripey Cat


    Two ads. One for headache pills and one for the internet.

    Are they trying to tell us something?


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    #11553
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    What are the odds her story will be in The Star in the morrow?

    Sitting with dead cold feet in her three coats, an eggtimer ticking until she turns the gas on?


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    #11554
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Lapin wrote: »
    I hate everyone equally.

    Nobody can accuse me of discrimination.


    I agree. Its all about equal opportunities


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    #11555
    Stripey Cat
    Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭Stripey Cat


    "Hello? Can you hear me Joe?"


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    #11556
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Ah don't let it get to you. Just have a little drinkeen and you'll be grand. Keep the faith.

    Actually I'm having a big "drinkeen"!! ;)


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    #11557
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "I gave up my VHI"

    It was either that or the Sky box.


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    #11558
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    I have to say, I would never let Joe away with calling me "pet".

    What about pet-eeen?


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    #11559
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Stripey Cat wrote: »
    Two ads. One for headache pills and one for the internet.

    Are they trying to tell us something?

    Are we the target audience now??? :eek:


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    #11560
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    pc7 wrote: »
    What about pet-eeen?

    heavy petteenng?


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    #11561
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    pc7 wrote: »
    What about pet-eeen?

    Oh that will get you a paddling!


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    #11562
    yosser hughes
    Registered Users Posts: 3,897 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    I hope the revenue seriously get the hump with Joe and then give him an audit.


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    #11563
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    pc7 wrote: »
    What about pet-eeen?

    pOITIN


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    #11564
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe admits his listenership consists mostly of those getting pensions?


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    #11565
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Bar Room taxmen are best avoided


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    #11566
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    yosser hughes wrote: »
    I hope the revenue seriously get the hump with Joe and then give him an audit.

    I'd say Joe's brother Brendan has already reported him "anonymously" for selling Just Joe's door to door in Ballyer..


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    #11567
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    She's down €34 a fortnight.


    That's Mary off the gin so.


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    #11568
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    How did he manage with that wanderly wagon

    Magic !
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-KnZVseNnY


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    #11569
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    I'm thinking we are going to have a full week of this. :(


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    #11570
    yosser hughes
    Registered Users Posts: 3,897 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    She'll have to get rid of the gardener


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    #11571
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    "How do you get to England?"

    In a flying machine Joe.


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    #11572
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    She can afford to go to england!


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    #11573
    Bertiebasher
    Registered Users Posts: 265 ✭✭Bertiebasher


    go on ask her what her pension is a wk, go on joe, u know u want to.


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    #11574
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    Stripey Cat wrote: »
    Is that legal? Borrowing money from a bank to buy shares in the bank? Sounds seriously dodgy to me...
    fayer wrote: »
    Totally illegal under the company's act.

    Not true, It is illegal for a company to give financial assistance for the purchase of it's own shares, except where lending money is part of it's business.


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    #11575
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    sudzs wrote: »
    I'm thinking we are going to have a full week of this. :(

    Theres at least 3 days mileage to be had


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    #11576
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    europa11 wrote: »
    She's down €34 a fortnight.


    That's Mary off the gin so.

    She makes up for it on the ferry to Wales !


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    #11577
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    sudzs wrote: »
    I'm thinking we are going to have a full week of this. :(


    Yep, Duffy smells the chance to instigate another campaign and when it's about pensioners, he's onto a winner!


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    #11578
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Doe she buy a flight to england just to buy tablets?


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    #11579
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    So we will have one programme about how there are too many public servants, and on the next, we'll have people complaining about delays on the phone to the revenue, when they were getting 20000 calls a day...

    Seems you can't win.


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    #11580
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Stay over there you oul bag, "England is so much cheaper", think she'll find benefits aren't as kind there either.


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    #11581
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    Theres at least 3 days mileage to be had

    And the musical on friday!! ;)


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