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LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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    #12362
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Stripey Cat wrote: »
    Why are they called Fire Engines?

    Why not just fire trucks or something?

    Fire Tenders


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    #12363
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "Your daughter crashed, I hope she's OK"

    "No, she's fine"

    :pac:


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    #12364
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Ask Fireman Sam about his pension


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    #12365
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Anyone know Joes address? We should start a vendetta and keep calling the fire brigade to his house and see how quickly we can run through his 400,000 pay check.



    :D


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    #12366
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    man gets heart attack in park

    falls to ground

    witness calls ambulance

    man is saved by paramedics

    2 weeks later receives bill for ambulance call out

    man says he wont pay, he didn't call ambulance

    The Great Irish Way

    we have learned nothing over the last 5 years


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    #12367
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    she doesnt know a whole lot considering her daughter was in the crash :rolleyes:


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    #12368
    miketv
    Registered Users Posts: 835 ✭✭✭miketv


    I have a feeling we are going to hear alot of "God Forbids" today


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    #12369
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Was a fire truck called out when Joe's knees had their "little incidenteen" with the white van?

    Did you pay up Joe?


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    #12370
    Glebee
    Registered Users Posts: 6,646 ✭✭✭Glebee


    The house hold Tax is to cover the likes of a Fire Bridgae..
    Get off the line women...


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    #12371
    miketv
    Registered Users Posts: 835 ✭✭✭miketv


    europa11 wrote: »
    "little incidenteen"
    :D


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    #12372
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    eaten bread very soon forgotten.


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    #12373
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    No Joe, I ordered 20 men, not 5!!


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    #12374
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "20 Fire Engines arrived"........get off the air you spoofer!


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    #12375
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    A Rapid Response scaled down elite Fire Brigade for when people lock themselves out?

    Yeah.


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    #12376
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Report the fire and give Joes name c/o RTE then jobs oxo :pac:


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    #12377
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iSXrZYhJt4


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M


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    #12378
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    They're no fridges for Indiana Jones!!


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    #12379
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    incase they dont get coverage on Liveline I thought some of you would get a laugh from this...

    the people behind the campaign against the Household €100 charge are starting a membership drive

    €5 to join !

    only in Ireland !


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    #12380
    RadioRetro
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    europa11 wrote: »
    "20 Fire Engines arrived"........get off the air you spoofer!

    Stupid bint, she's in Enniscorthy which has about three tenders.


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    #12381
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Doesn't a proportion of our taxes go to pay for the Emergency Services? More double taxation from our wonderful councils. Charging for bins was the thin end of the wedge, soon water charges and now fire callouts, all to be paid out from money in our pockets *which has had PAYE paid out on it before we get it*.

    Bah


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    #12382
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    That little old man sounds like mole man off the simpsons!


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    #12383
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    Someone should update the Dublin City Council website
    How the Fire Brigade is Financed

    Dublin City Council spends approximately €110.5m on Dublin Fire Brigade each year. This is partly funded by the fire charges that are paid on businesses that experience a fire.

    Fire charges to do not apply to home owners.

    http://www.dublincity.ie/WATERWASTEENVIRONMENT/DUBLINFIREBRIGADE/Pages/AboutTheFireBrigade.aspx


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    #12384
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Your man needs to stop making that noise with his mouth.

    It sounds like he is eating his own tongue


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    #12385
    kevmol88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭kevmol88




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    #12386
    Big Daddy Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,774 ✭✭✭Big Daddy Cool


    :eek: after falling at least twice a week for the last couple of years, i'm glad to hear he's finally in hospital


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    #12387
    nosey guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭nosey guy


    The add says "Ehhhhhhh ehhh eehhhhhh eehhhhhhhh ehhh if your out leave in doubt esileen"

    Is joe alright there?


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    #12388
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    A fire brigade will come out because there might be a fire joe


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    #12389
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Joe is such an ass hole, he'd be the first on giving out that firemen are at risk of dying from lack of funding etc. Now they are trying to get dosh he's moaning. The oxy moron of why I'm addicted to live lahhhnnnnnnn


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    #12390
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    commissioner gordon is on the red phone


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    #12391
    Glebee
    Registered Users Posts: 6,646 ✭✭✭Glebee


    This fire guys does not know much about fees me thinks.


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