LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

syklops · 13-02-2012 3:36pm

I work in IT Security, and random people ringing up saying "I could do that job for free!!!! give me a job" is completely the wrong way to do it.

And the kind of security he is talking about is so basic that anyone could do it so competition is massive.

artful_codger · 13-02-2012 3:36pm

i think in previous decades lads like this would be farm labourers. Little education or skills to offer.

Big Daddy Cool · 13-02-2012 3:36pm

joe should take him on as a researcher

nosey guy · 13-02-2012 3:37pm

references and all that carry on????

dulpit · 13-02-2012 3:37pm

Throwing it out there - but maybe there aren't many jobs going in "static security". Has he looked for other type of jobs?

europa11 · 13-02-2012 3:37pm

Go on Joe, offer to do a month for nothing in sympathy.

Might give all that sighing a more sincere ring to it.

Harry Angstrom · 13-02-2012 3:37pm

Leo Dowling wrote: »

I'll give him a job working for nothing. He can make my tea in the morning and mow the lawn etc. I hope he leaves his number.

Hey Leo, surely there's a vacancy in your taxi cab office??

IvyTheTerrible · 13-02-2012 3:38pm

"I have to queue with everyone else"

Pity about ya.

Lapin · 13-02-2012 3:38pm

Big Daddy Cool wrote: »

My God, My God, My God. joe sounds very sincere when he says that :rolleyes:

or this too

Owkay owkay owkay.......

Leap card jumpin all over the place.

dulpit · 13-02-2012 3:38pm

Ah Joe, I don't want to queue, it's not fair...

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-02-2012 3:39pm

2 cards?

very Celtic tiger

Leo Dowling · 13-02-2012 3:39pm

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Hey Leo, surely there's a vacancy in your taxi cab office??

I hoping that hot russian bird comes back so I'm saving it for her, sorry.

Bard · 13-02-2012 3:39pm

Ah so this fella thought the Leap card was brought out to allow him not to have to queue "with everyone else"?

Eh... no.

RadioRetro · 13-02-2012 3:40pm

Oh Mother of Thor, back to this sh*te again? Spare us this Dubcentric crap.

Lapin · 13-02-2012 3:40pm

Because going into town and going home again is 2 seperate journeys.

syklops · 13-02-2012 3:42pm

Is this show now exclusively for British expats?

Harry Angstrom · 13-02-2012 3:42pm

CJ sounds like the guy who liked the hanky panky after mowing the lawn.

snubbleste · 13-02-2012 3:42pm

Dooblin metropolitan area
Flash my card
Easy

Is he a retired garda?

ButtersSuki · 13-02-2012 3:42pm

Joe using "proceed" to his subjects when allowing them to speak, very regal.

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-02-2012 3:42pm

The Greyhound Corporation must be behind this

Big Daddy Cool · 13-02-2012 3:43pm

no mention of David Kelly, when liz taylor died, he devoted a full boring programme to her, David Kelly dies, and he rambles on about a card

snubbleste · 13-02-2012 3:43pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe using "proceed" to his subjects when allowing them to speak, very regal.

Sounds better than
Oh do go on and moan caller, crib all your woes to me

ButtersSuki · 13-02-2012 3:44pm

I honestly thought CJ said "sh!te" when he said "show it" earlier.......

Big Daddy Cool · 13-02-2012 3:45pm

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

CJ sounds like the guy who liked the hanky panky after mowing the lawn.

while his travel card and mastercard were at it in his wallet

syklops · 13-02-2012 3:45pm

Terrible line terrible line!

signostic · 13-02-2012 3:45pm

translation required

Big Daddy Cool · 13-02-2012 3:46pm

one of the unbelievables on liveline there

Lapin · 13-02-2012 3:46pm

That CJ gent has been on more times than our friend John down in Cork.

is that better Bard ?

IvyTheTerrible · 13-02-2012 3:46pm

Is that guy speaking English? Can't understand a word he says.

Harry Angstrom · 13-02-2012 3:46pm

Is this one of the D'Unbelievables?

LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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