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  • 06-10-2011 9:26am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    A lady lost her handbag during a day of shopping.

    It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.

    Looking in her purse, she commented,

    "Hmmm.... That's funny.

    When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it.

    Now there are twenty singles."

    The boy replied, "That's right, lady.

    The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have change for a reward."

    _________________________________________

    Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife.



    A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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