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  • 07-10-2011 10:19am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75.

    He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

    The driver says, "Bout what?"

    _____________________________


    A Woman came home and found her house on fire, rushed next door,
    telephoned the fire department and shouted,

    "Hurry over here, my house is on fire!"

    "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

    She says, "Don’t you still have those big red trucks?"
    _____________________________


    Judy and John got married and she was at the chemist store looking at the men's toiletries.

    A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.

    "I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."

    The clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"

    "No," says Judi, it's for his underarms."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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