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Do you believe in a heaven as you were taught in school?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    No

    Its a construct to allay our fear of death.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Well all these belts of bombs I'm wearing better mean something...


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    A man has got to believe in something, I believe i will have another beer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Yes I do, I believe there is something that is either heaven or something like it but don't believe all things religious though! I believe in God and others in the bible existed but don't believe their story and what goes with the whole Catholic Teachings.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Heaven is on earth man :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    AH turns another corner.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    yer already there OP


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Remember what it was like for you for all of the billions of years before you were born?

    That's what Heaven is like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    I never really understood heaven I would imagine it to be a very boring place. Like what do you do there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    On the topic of eternal life (which I think is what Jesus (you know, the guy who was the authority on all things Christian) spoke about):
    Death is not an event in life: we do not live to experience death. If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present. Our life has no end in the way in which our visual field has no limits.

    That was Ludwig Wittgenstein. A noteworthy "fruit 'n' nut case" who could've been a damn good Engineer if he hadn't gone & thought too much about thinking.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Yes, it's a place where the second guitar solo from Comfortably Numb never ends.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    In school Heaven was all fluffy clouds and goodie two-shoes types and angels playing harps. To be honest I thought it looked like a load of shyte.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    You don't 'teach' children about heaven, hell, god, jesus, bhudda, Mick Hucknell etc

    You indoctrinate them with made up bollocks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    No. I believed heaven was some place where you could finally get real light-sabres.


  • Registered Users Posts: 190 ✭✭Stacey.


    Nope, I don't believe in religion.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I am more interested in Hell TBH.

    The version we have been told was told in "God's" book, which is obviously gonna be a bit biased. Satan hasn't written his own book or tried to give me a sales pitch, but the way I see it, Hell is gonna be better than Heaven because that's where drug dealers, hookers and other awesome people go. Hell is more likely to be a constant party than anything.

    Heaven has a lot of your family who have lived nice "wholesome" lives, I don't wanna associate with those people for the most part now, so why would I want to spend eternity with them? Give me a whore with a line of coke across her ass who can crack open a bottle of beer with her vagina and I'll be a happy man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Heaven is a tight, warm & moist snatch.

    So yeah, there's plenty of heaven on earth.


  • Registered Users Posts: 221 ✭✭IcedOut


    I do belive in heaven because theres no point in not believing in it.
    If there is a heaven wouldnt it be better to believe and go to heaven, to not believe and go to hell


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    If it's full of the crazy religious people who knock on my door, old ladies, Ned Flanders' and the majority of RTE rejects that I think it will be, then I think I'll pass.






    Naw, don't believe in any of it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭bamboozling


    Do you believe heaven is a place on Earth?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    There's going to be a lot of pissed off corpses when they realise that there isn't a heaven..


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Heaven and Hell, great album.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    I cant believe there are no hard core atheists after posting here yet... Anyway, yes OP I believe in an afterlife, weather it is like what I learned in school I don't know. There are a few descriptions from people who have died on this link...

    http://www.leslieflint.com/recordings.html


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Nope. I don't think I do. I guess it's nice to think that when people you love die, they're somewhere nicer or whatever, but I dunno, I don't believe in heaven.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I cant believe there are no hard core atheists after posting here yet... Anyway, yes OP I believe in an afterlife, weather it is like what I learned in school I don't know. There are a few descriptions from people who have died on this link...

    http://www.leslieflint.com/recordings.html

    There's one small problem with those dead people.

    They're all alive.;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    I went to a non-religious school, was not religious then, am not now and never will be. No Heaven, or Hell for that matter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I mean don't get me wrong - I would love there to be an afterlife so I could see Jack and Pusskins and Mittens again but I just don't believe there is one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    I cant believe there are no hard core atheists after posting here yet... Anyway, yes OP I believe in an afterlife, weather it is like what I learned in school I don't know. There are a few descriptions from people who have died on this link...

    http://www.leslieflint.com/recordings.html

    .........


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Haven't believed in heaven since I started thinking for myself rather than being told what to believe.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    There's one small problem with those dead people.

    They're all alive.;)

    Well I suppose anybody who is in heaven is still alive, maybe not in a physical sense like you and me...


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