Monday Funnies

MonkieSocks

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc,Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines,
have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as



PINO MORE

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So Rooney got sent off against Montenegro.

What were the odds of that?

Let's ask his dad
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A young monk arrives at the monastery.

He is assigned to help the other monks copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

However, he notices that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So the new monk goes to see the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up.

In fact, that error would be continued in all of the other subsequent copies.

The head monk said, "we have been copying from copies for centuries, but you make a very valid point, my son."

So off he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where all the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees hide nor hare of the old abbot.

The young monk gets a bit worried so goes down to look for him and finds him banging his head against the wall, wailing,

"We missed the 'R'. We missed the 'R'."

His forehead is bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, "whatever's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "after all these years.....the word was 'Celebrate'!"