Are you an alpha or beta male?

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

would you ever do him a favour and pm him with a few tips on how to please a woman. I feel sorry for him but more sorry for her.

hey luv, yer propably a 30 year old virgin that no proper minded fella would touch with a 50 foot pole

hondasam

randylonghorn wrote: »

I only teach masterclasses, Sam, not beginners!!

His woman is missing out big time, it's not right. I insist he try's it once at least.

Sticky_Fingers

randylonghorn wrote: »

When you play an instrument, dude, the instrument emits the sounds but you control the music ... the tempo, the harmonics, the crescendo ... it is the musician who controls both the instrument and the music!

Dammit, all I can play is chopsticks, not only do you have to be a cunning linguist you also have to have classical training too:mad:

Duggy747

jimpump wrote: »

yer obviously a BETA reading the thread bout you and yer housemate lol

You're calling me beta because of how I adequately dealt with a guy who tried to get into my room with a knife and you're the one who won't go down on a woman because you don't want to get your mouth dirty!?!

Grow a pair of balls and munch that fanny.

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

hey luv, yer propably a 30 year old virgin that no proper minded fella would touch with a 50 foot pole

Hey luv, you are the one with the issues, not me. Don't bother getting personal with me. I'm not arsed what you think.

randylonghorn

hondasam wrote: »

His woman is missing out big time, it's not right. I insist he try's it once at least.

If he only realised it, he's missing out even more.

jimpump

Duggy747 wrote: »

You're calling me beta because of how I adequately dealt with a guy who tried to get into my room with a knife and you're the one who won't go down on a woman because you don't want to get your mouth dirty!?!

Grow a pair of balls and munch that fanny.

boards should renamed BETAS.IE

im the only ALPHA on here yo...im proper hard me!!!

hondasam

randylonghorn wrote: »

If he only realised it, he's missing out even more.

Fcuking amateurs, he wouldn't know what to do with a real woman.

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

boards should be renamed BETAS.IE

im the only ALPHA on here yo...im proper hard me!!!

ya hard and you haven't a clue what to do with it :pac:

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

ya hard and you haven't a clue what to do with it :pac:

haha funny thing is tho,the misses dont like lick outs so all the crap ya said is void so care more bout yer own sex life instead of mine ya perv

LH Pathe

Duggy747 wrote: »

and you're the one who won't go down on a woman because you don't want to get your mouth dirty!?!

Grow a pair of balls and munch that fanny.

but according to cancer awareness that's the equivelant of smoking 20 cigarettes

u a heavy smoker duggy

randylonghorn

jimpump wrote: »

haha funny thing is tho,the misses dont like lick outs so all the crap ya said is void so care more bout yer own sex life instead of mine ya perv

/methinks the musician does not know how to play his instrument properly ...

jimpump

LH Pathe wrote: »

but according to cancer awareness that's the equivelant of smoking 20 cigarettes

u a heavy smoker duggy

ROFL

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

haha funny thing is tho,the misses dont like lick outs so all the crap ya said is void so care more bout yer own sex life instead of mine ya perv

A perv and proud of it. You did start the thread. Is it caus I'm a woman you are getting annoyed

shannon_tek

it doesnt agree with everyone.

LH Pathe

Duggy chokin on cùnt. Splutterin, gasping for air

hondasam

randylonghorn wrote: »

/methinks the musician does not know how to play his instrument properly ...

He could get music lessons, even at this late stage.

Duggy747

LH Pathe wrote: »

but according to cancer awareness that's the equivelant of smoking 20 cigarettes

u a heavy smoker duggy

Nonsense, going down on a woman provides the elixir of life that keeps me youthful...

...or so I keep telling her, anyways :pac:

LH Pathe wrote:

Duggy chokin on cùnt. Splutterin, gasping for air

Good grief, no.

Doesn't anyone know how to pleasure a woman these days? "Steek me flute in her and that's it"

jimpump

randylonghorn wrote: »

/methinks the musician does not know how to play his instrument properly ...

whats with all these music analogies??? go do yer leaving cert and maybe find a woman or man and play with their strings for the 1st time...ya got a lot to learn bout life pal

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

hey luv, yer propably a 30 year old virgin that no proper minded fella would touch with a 50 foot pole

jimpump wrote: »

whats with all these music analogies??? go do yer leaving cert and maybe find a woman or man and play with their strings for the 1st time...ya got a lot to learn bout life pal

You must think we are all desperate virgins.

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

A perv and proud of it. You did start the thread. Is it caus I'm a woman you are getting annoyed

i started a thread about alpha and beta men

not how you like gettin yer gee nibbled on so GTFO yo

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

i started a thread about alpha and beta men

not how you like gettin yer gee nibbled on so GTFO yo

you are such a hard man, which one are you alpha or beta? remind us again.

J. Marston

We bein' trolled, yo...

randylonghorn

jimpump wrote: »

whats with all these music analogies??? go do yer leaving cert and maybe find a woman or man and play with their strings for the 1st time...ya got a lot to learn bout life pal

Lol! I'm a long time past my Leaving Cert, pal! And it's even longer since my first music lesson!

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

you are such a hard man, which one are you alpha or beta? remind us again.

well only beta men like givin lick outs so i must be alpha!

plus i beat mike tyson a few years back in fist fight outside abrakebabra so im alpha...mos def

randylonghorn

J. Marston wrote: »

We bein' trolled, yo...

I think the troll is being trolled at this stage tbh ... >_>

Plautus

J. Marston wrote: »

We bein' trolled, yo...

Nah, he's genuine. It's just that I can't decide if it's the Dutch Gold that has him riled up or some kind of underlying learning disability.

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

well only beta men like givin lick outs so i must be alpha!

plus i beat mike tyson a few years back in fist fight outside abrakebabra so im alpha...mos def

well good for you, lets see you put me in my place. you should know I never back down.

J. Marston

randylonghorn wrote: »

I think the troll is being trolled at this stage tbh ... >_>

A troll within a troll, you say?

Troll-ception.

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

well good for you, lets see you put me in my place. you should know I never back down.

how the hell wud i know ya never back down??

i know ya put yer back down on the bed for all the lads that do the train on ya every weekend....if thats what ya mean

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

how the hell wud i know ya never back down??

i know ya put yer back down on the bed for all the lads that do the train on ya every weekend....if thats what ya mean

At least they are man enough to do what you can't and I do not limit myself to weekends.

Run along child,I'm bored with ya

jimpump

J. Marston wrote: »

A troll within a troll, you say?

Troll-ception.

haha i like it

dr.bollocko

OP banned.
Thread locked.
Ego stroked.
Life is good.