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In the Playpen: Screaminmidget

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  • 12-10-2011 4:38am
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭


    So uh, I asked some flake to do my intro, but rather than posting it here they decided to text me the intro :P
    A few weeks ago, I was asked by a young fellow to write his intro. I, of course, felt honoured, and obliged :P Then I realised it was a lot of effort :P Anyways, guys, Get your hardest and most irritating Questions out for him cos that will annoy him and this will amuse me :):p so put it together for our annoying, grammatically ill knowledged, Pitch and putt (Not golf :P ) Playing Screaminmidget!! Woo!

    And there it is!! :D :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    Why did you start it so late?

    Why am I up?

    What are your favourite methods of procrastination?

    Where did you get your username from?

    What ambitions have you for the next year?

    Thats all for now, although if you're still awake I might ask some more...:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Why did you start it so late?
    What you mean late?? It was only supposed to start today??? ....
    Really though, Because im not a social retard and only just got in :P


    Why am I up?
    Your subconcious is trying to tell you something.. Or maybe your just not tired?? Try examining your diet and see if your eating too many of those things that keep people awake!???

    What are your favourite methods of procrastination?
    Boards, FB, Watching shit american tv (Scrubs particularly) Staring out the kitchen window of my college apartment

    Where did you get your username from?
    ;) A really old Private joke I had with someone..

    What ambitions have you for the next year?
    Pass first year with no repeats, maybe try lose a bit of weight, get a few medical things looked at that ive been putting off..

    Thats all for now, although if you're still awake I might ask some more...:pac:
    Keep em coming!! :D

    Janitor: Your stupid.
    JD: Thats it?
    Janitor: Give it time. It'll eat at you
    (later on)
    JD:Am I stupid?
    Elliot: Yeah a little bit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    By late I meant time wise, not day wise, but anyway, how was your night?

    Make the private joke public! Gwan!

    Countries you've been in?

    Countries/Places you most want to visit?

    Ideal job?

    Where do you see yourself at 25?

    Do you like pick n mix?

    Favourite method of communication (Call, text, msn etc)?

    Do you have any pets?

    Best time of your life so far?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    By late I meant time wise, not day wise, but anyway, how was your night?
    Great, made new friends, had new experiences :D

    Make the private joke public! Gwan!
    No :pac:

    Countries you've been in?
    France, Mexico, Italy, Turkey, Engerland, greece, cyprus, spain..

    Countries/Places you most want to visit?
    America, Just to see what its really like, and germany, coz they're super efficent

    Ideal job?
    Billionaire...
    I dunno, something relating to my degree, making websites or writing programs, something interesting at least..


    Where do you see yourself at 25?
    I dont, gods honest truth.. somewhere between dead and married to a rockstar with 3 kids.. Hopefully working..

    Do you like pick n mix?
    Love it :D

    Favourite method of communication (Call, text, msn etc)?
    Do people even use MSN anymore?? :P Text probably, although I ring people if its uber important..

    Do you have any pets?
    No, unless you count my brother.. Hate animals as a rule, stull have the bite marks on my leg from when a dog bit me when I was younger :(

    Best time of your life so far?
    Oooh, Im actually gonna put a bookmark or something on this question, none spring to mind straight off..
    Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
    Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Why did you dump me for another boardsie?


    :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:mad:

    WHAT WAS THE NEW EXPERIENCES?

    DID YOU SHIFT A MONKEY?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭cheesefiend


    What do you do to chill out?

    Favourite time of year?

    Do you have any quirks?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Noel2k9 wrote: »
    Why did you dump me for another boardsie?


    :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:mad:
    We were never together in the first polace bbz <3

    WHAT WAS THE NEW EXPERIENCES?#
    Played kings, was in Cubins for the first time

    DID YOU SHIFT A MONKEY?
    This is true :/
    Turk: Sir, I promise you, if you offer her the job again she'll say yes. And I'll do anything, I'll pick up extra shifts, I'll volunteer - I'll volunteer at the clinic; Whatever you want!
    Dr.Kelso: Ahh! I want you to kill the giant bat that's been living in my attic!
    Turk: You keep Enid in the attic


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    What do you do to chill out?
    Puck, watch tv, sleep :P Just quiet time where I can think is good..

    Favourite time of year?
    Summer!! Absolutely love it :D

    Do you have any quirks?
    wtf is a quirk???

    Dr. Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'


  • Registered Users Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Robby91


    wtf is a quirk???
    "a peculiarity of action, behavior, or personality; mannerism"

    And since I haven't asked anyone anything in their respective Playpens, I may as well start now...

    How's UCC going for you? :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Robby91 wrote: »
    "a peculiarity of action, behavior, or personality; mannerism"
    oh, I see..

    Do you have any quirks?
    Slightly germaphobic, I wont step on cracks or gaps on the ground, tiles or otherwise.. I do have other ones but im not gonna say :P
    Robby91 wrote: »
    And since I haven't asked anyone anything in their respective Playpens, I may as well start now...

    How's UCC going for you? :p
    Fantastic!! I actually love it!! Both the academic side and the social side!! and living away from home is just the best thing ever :D

    Dr. Kelso: If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't schedule love.
    Dr. Cox: I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭IHeartChemistry


    Why does one never go to college/get up out of bed? :p

    Why does one never ever visit me? >.>

    Isn't Cork just daycent baaaaaai?

    Fav TV show?

    Do you like cuppie cakes?

    Shall I get another tattoo?

    Do you looooooooove me?

    :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭Salty


    YOU:pac:

    Any sign of a golden week yet?

    What did you think of Cubins?

    Shifted any more random boardsies?:P

    Student Centre or Main Rest for food?

    Can you write my psychology essay for me?

    Boards or Facebook?

    Cork or Killarney?


  • Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭Deedeecupcake


    I HAD INTERNET PROBLEMS OK???

    1) Please pick the correct answer:
    (a) Your a fool
    (b) You're a fool
    2) Am I amazing?

    3) Can you explain Pitch and Putt to me???

    Ktanxbibbz ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Why does one never go to college/get up out of bed? :p
    Because one does have late nights!! and I struggle to get to sleep here
    :(


    Why does one never ever visit me? >.>
    Because no one knows where you live!? :P

    Isn't Cork just daycent baaaaaai?
    Ah stop the ligghttss!!!

    Fav TV show?
    Breaking Bad or Boardwalk empire!! The big bang theory is up there aswell!!

    Do you like cuppie cakes?
    Love them but they're terrible for my figure..

    Shall I get another tattoo?
    Only if its dedicated to me.

    Do you looooooooove me?
    4eva and eva bbz <3333

    :)
    _meehan_ wrote: »
    YOU:pac:
    YOU!!!! :D

    Any sign of a golden week yet?
    pfft, please... I wish :(

    What did you think of Cubins?
    Shit enough

    Shifted any more random boardsies?:P
    That'd be telling...

    Student Centre or Main Rest for food?
    Centra!! I only have one lecture on the main campus so its very rare id eat there, havent eaten in either of those yet actually.... am I missing out??? :P

    Can you write my psychology essay for me?
    If you do my web design assignment??? :P

    Boards or Facebook?
    ooh, Boards id say, I really only use fb for chat now :/

    Cork or Killarney?
    CAARRRKKKK!!!! :D

    fuck me, 7 o clock... I must get my lunch soon...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    I HAD INTERNET PROBLEMS OK???
    Not good enough ;_;
    1) Please pick the correct answer:
    (a) Your a fool
    (b) You're a fool
    2) Am I amazing?
    Words cannot describe your brilliance, Why if I could, id compare thee to a summers day...

    3) Can you explain Pitch and Putt to me???
    No, you're too simple :P

    Ktanxbibbz ;)
    That was it??? :confused: :P

    !quote 27....


  • Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭Deedeecupcake


    4) Summer or Winter wedding?
    5) On a scale of one to pure love 4eva n' eva, how much do you love Cork?
    6) Do you ever sometimes, just sometimes, miss those bus journeys?
    7) Do you miss me????


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    4) Summer or Winter wedding?
    What are you getting at here O_o :P Summer :D
    5) On a scale of one to pure love 4eva n' eva, how much do you love Cork?
    Love it!!! Its not too big like dublin where its annoying but its big enough that you dont get bored!! :D
    6) Do you ever sometimes, just sometimes, miss those bus journeys?
    Very rarely, but yes, on the odd occasion, when I remember the bantz that were had on those bus trip :')
    7) Do you miss me????
    Yes :( :P

    Dr. Cox: You couldn't push my buttons if you tried. In fact, I have no buttons. Please think of me as button-less, all smooth like G.I Joe's nether-regions. And, by the by, this image is brought to you by my son Jack, who has been yanking the pants off of his toy soldiers and leaving them in provocative positions on my nightstand. It is... just disturbing enough so that, leaving the house, I'm cranky and less able to suffer fools which brings me back to you - THE FOOL. I'm done suffering you so go now. Go... go before you can write a book entitled "Help! A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass COLON: The Lester Hedrick Story".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
    Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.

    You realise you've used that quote already? :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭cheesefiend


    Do you have any quirks?
    wtf is a quirk???


    A quirk is something you do, maybe a mannerism, that's a little different. Something you do or like that some might say is strange.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    You realise you've used that quote already? :P
    Lies!! >.>
    I need moar sleep :(
    A quirk is something you do, maybe a mannerism, that's a little different. Something you do or like that some might say is strange.
    Oh right, and there was me thinking:
    Mcvities_Quirks_Chocolate_175G.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭JamJamJamJam


    Should the guy buy dinner on the first date because it's nice, chivalrous and gentlemanly OR is it an outdated and sexist practice?

    How do you like your tea?

    What's your favourite kind of breakfast?

    What's your favourite artpiece?

    Favourite newspaper?

    Favourite tellytubby?

    Will Ireland qualify for the European Championships?

    Joke??


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Should the guy buy dinner on the first date because it's nice, chivalrous and gentlemanly OR is it an outdated and sexist practice?
    Its chivalrous!!

    How do you like your tea?
    shaken, not stirredStrong, very little sugar

    What's your favourite kind of breakfast?
    Breakfast roll!! Although I love golden nuggets aswell :P

    What's your favourite artpiece?
    I quite like banksy, after my friend showed me a book about him!!
    http://bluemediademodvds.com/Banksy/BanksyGraffitiRemoval.png

    Favourite newspaper?
    The Kerryman...

    Favourite tellytubby?
    N/A

    Will Ireland qualify for the European Championships?
    Hopefully!! I dont actually care either way though, if we dont, grand, if we do, were gonna get hammered :/

    Joke??
    I actually had a joke written out, but realised id prob get a warning or something for it.. :P
    Se eh,
    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

    Dr. Cox: Well, I'll tell you there Bobbo, either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    Am I awesome?
    Do you miss those unreal chats back with me and Deedee and Fergie last January?
    Whats your favourite memory of ours?
    Are you gonna befriend county hurlers?
    Have you befriened county hurlers?
    Are you playing hurling for UCC?
    Are you ever gonna talk much in the IRC again?
    {more to come}


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    deise_girl wrote: »
    Am I awesome?
    The most awesomest!!!!
    Do you miss those unreal chats back with me and Deedee and Fergie last January?
    Yea, good times :')
    Whats your favourite memory of ours?
    Going into the howard stern channel!! :P Or that trick that was played on me the first night I was in there -_-
    Are you gonna befriend county hurlers?
    I am friends with county hurlers!!!
    Have you befriened county hurlers?
    See above
    Are you playing hurling for UCC?
    Nope
    Are you ever gonna talk much in the IRC again?
    Sure!! I do still talk in there!! :P
    {more to come}
    Cant wait...


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    Who, who whooooooooooooooooooooooooo?????
    Would I have heard of them?
    Are they hot?
    D'ya wanna link me their fb pages? :)
    What is your preferred food when hungry?
    What is your favourite IRC quote?
    Also, I approve of your scrubs things
    {possibly more to come}


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    deise_girl wrote: »
    Who, who whooooooooooooooooooooooooo?????
    Tadgh Moore, Kieran Fitzgibbon (Kerry minors) Shauna carrol (Offaly cmgie keeper :P ) Uh, some guy called pockets here says he plays intercounty, but I wasnt really paying attention when he said it, sorry..
    Would I have heard of them?
    Couldnt tell ya!!??
    Are they hot?
    Id rather not be the judge of that :P
    D'ya wanna link me their fb pages? :)
    Nope :L
    What is your preferred food when hungry?
    Pizza!!
    What is your favourite IRC quote?
    Theres so many to choose from tbf, 27 is up there, and the one about shaved legs :P
    Also, I approve of your scrubs things
    Danke!!
    {possibly more to come}

    Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    How have you not played kings before? :eeek:
    Ever been to Gorbys?
    Does the fact that there are so many over-21s/over-23s/etc. bars and clubs in Cork annoy you?
    I had other questions but I've forgotten them?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Namlub wrote: »
    How have you not played kings before? :eeek:
    Ha, no, I play other drinking games...
    Ever been to Gorbys?
    Nah, might go to freakscene some night though, just to see what the banter is like
    Does the fact that there are so many over-21s/over-23s/etc. bars and clubs in Cork annoy you?
    Nope, Plenty more to choose from!!
    I had other questions but I've forgotten them?
    Scandalous behaviour tbh..

    Cox: Each and every one of you is going to kill a patient. At some point
    during your residency you will screw up, they will die and it
    will be burned into your conscience forever. Hell, take pee-pants
    here.
    Doug: Pee-pants...
    Cox: He might just go ahead and get himself a good, clean kill this
    morning seeings as his patient Ms. Samson is in DKA and he hasn't
    been tracking her phosphate level, her phosphate level, her
    phosphate level.
    JD: Doug! Stop writing and go!
    Cox: That young man has killed so many patients, I'm starting to think he
    just might be a governmet operative. The point is, the harder you
    study, the longer you might be able to hold off that first kill.
    Other than that, I guess cross your fingers and hope that the guy
    that you murder is a jackass with no family. Great to see you
    kids, all the best!
    JD: Thank you, thank you Doctor Cox... Okay you guys, pizza and punch in
    the penthouse. Doug! Wrong patient, one bed over.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,281 ✭✭✭Ricky91t


    Boards or Facebook?
    ooh, Boards id say, I really only use fb for chat now :/

    nvr4gtyrmm-girl-crying.gif


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Cakes.


    How's College?

    Dundalk, the best?

    Killarney, a dump?

    Drogheda, crap?

    Duetsch?

    Furthest you've been from home?

    Country you'd most like to visit?

    Been up north?

    The North?

    Gaeilge?

    NomNomNom Cheese?


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