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Costume Party Idea

coldfire1x · 2011-10-13 21:45:48

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came…

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There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party...

Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!

This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.

Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis. No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

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