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  • 14-10-2011 2:13pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.

    The judge finishes looking over the paper work, and says to Mickey.

    "So I finished reading the report, and from what I gather, you state that Mrs. Mouse is going crazy. Can you elaborate?"

    Mickey mouse says,

    "No your honour, I didn't say she was going crazy, I said she was fookin goofy!"

    ________________________

    Husband walks in to his home and says to his Wife,

    "I've been so busy I don't know whether I'm coming or going!!"

    The Wife replies.......

    "By the look on your face you're going.

    Because when you're coming you look like a fookin stroke victim trying to whistle!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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