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A trip to the doctor's surgery

dxhound2005 · 2011-10-16 11:37:31

When my Doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a deep lake, barely escaped from a wild pig in the heavy brush, marched along a treacherous trail up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and barely…

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16-10-2011 12:37pm

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When my Doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a deep lake, barely escaped from a wild pig in the heavy brush, marched along a treacherous trail up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and barely escaped jumping away from an aggressive brown snake."

Inspired by my story, the Doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."

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