END of the WORLD October 21st. Are you ready?

anonymous_joe

Ah well. Looks like we've made it so.

westendgirlie

This thread would of been buzzing if the world had ended.

previous user

How will this effect the markets?

InTheTrees

Wait...its still only the 20th in the US...

but its probably already the 22nd in NZ...

chasm

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Ah well. Looks like we've made it so.

Supposedly only the good ones will be raptured, the rest of us will be left to endure hell on earth until the end of the world......i thought we were already

anonymous_joe

chasm wrote: »

Supposedly only the good ones will be raptured, the rest of us will be left to endure hell on earth until the end of the world......i thought we were already

I reckon it'd have been on the news.

westendgirlie

westendgirlie wrote: »

This thread would of been buzzing if the world had ended.

Nope! just us spooks here now.

fran oconnor

I'm dead.

Lone Stone

sweet maybe i wont have to write my thesis now weeeeeeeeeeee

vicwatson

Bollix I missed it, are we still here ? I don't know

sdanseo

Balls. Cock. Tiddlywinks.

Got raptured, posting this from the other side.



Good news though, they have cake.

vicwatson

I like carrot cake, where the hell is Joe Duffy?

HazDanz

Only plain digestives here as well. Fair disappointed.

ikeano29

It's not the 21th in the U.S.A yet.

Jesus will arrive at on schedule in just over an hour or so on the east coast.

Reamer Fanny

Is Harold Camping at it again? What a fcuktard!

Temptamperu

God dammit when is this **** supposed to happen? Ive been waiting all night :mad:

Amber Lamps

This is not a joke. Seriously. I was just talking to a couple of friends in Australia who have been awake all night. Two lads and a girl in their house passed away in their sleep. Seems it happened to a few of their neighbours too.

Whatever you do. DO NOT SLEEP TODAY

sdanseo

vicwatson wrote: »

I like carrot cake, where the hell is Joe Duffy?

No, sorry, no carrot cake.

We have Chocolate Cake, Coffee Cake, Black Forest Gateaux and Mrs. Doyle's Finest Cake with free Jumper.

Hurry up and get raptured mate, cake jumper is underrated.

J. Marston

Amber Lamps wrote: »

This is not a joke. Seriously. I was just talking to a couple of friends in Australia who have been awake all night. Two lads and a girl in their house passed away in their sleep. Seems it happened to a few of their neighbours too.

Whatever you do. DO NOT SLEEP TODAY

Jesus, thanks for that. I was just about to nod off. Close call...

Amber Lamps

J. Marston wrote: »

Jesus, thanks for that. I was just about to nod off. Close call...

No problem at all. Glad to help. you can buy me a pint at the 'left behind' party. Stay strong

Reamer Fanny

J. Marston wrote: »

Amber Lamps wrote: »

This is not a joke. Seriously. I was just talking to a couple of friends in Australia who have been awake all night. Two lads and a girl in their house passed away in their sleep. Seems it happened to a few of their neighbours too.

Whatever you do. DO NOT SLEEP TODAY

Jesus, thanks for that. I was just about to nod off. Close call...

Calling bull**** on this one

Amber Lamps

justryan wrote: »

Calling bull**** on this one

What, he's after falling asleep? :eek:

Colilfc

Good thing I have insomnia so. :pac:

sdanseo

Amber Lamps wrote: »

What, he's after falling asleep? :eek:

Pretty sure he was referring to the load of shíte you were spouting.

sdanseo

OK, so I just went round and knocked on about ten doors on my road. Everyone answered, in a sleepy state but very much alive, although I had to ring the doorbell of Mrs Smith for about six minutes straight because she's half deaf. I asked each of them to check nobody was dead.

Now I have a black eye and an angry mob is after chasing me into my house. One lad even has a pitchfork.

This is all your fault Amber Lamps, I'll be sending you the medical bill.

Amber Lamps

sdeire wrote: »

No he was referring to the load of shíte you were spouting, you vicious troll.

Really. Well I was only passing on what i was told.

Reamer Fanny

Amber Lamps wrote: »

sdeire wrote: »

No he was referring to the load of shíte you were spouting, you vicious troll.

Really. Well I was only passing on what i was told.

Screw that I'm going to sleep

Amber Lamps

sdeire wrote: »

OK, so I just went round and knocked on about ten doors on my road. Everyone answered, in a sleepy state but very much alive, although I had to ring the doorbell of Mrs Smith for about six minutes straight because she's half deaf. I asked each of them to check nobody was dead.

Now I have a black eye and an angry mob is after chasing me into my house. One lad even has a pitchfork.

This is all your fault Amber Lamps, I'll be sending you the medical bill.

Are you serious? Did you ask them how long they had been asleep for? It could be something to do with that. Stay safe

sdanseo

Amber Lamps wrote: »

Really. Well I was only passing on what i was told.

Dude I'm pretty sure that the rest of the internet would have picked up on a whole neighbourhood simultaneously expiring for no apparent reason, don't you?

You fail at trolling.

In other news, I think that cake jumper went right through me. Might need the loo soon. Or will jaysus stick his hand up my arse and pull my ****stained soul into the u-bend?

Amber Lamps

I think i'm figuring this out actually. I was on that website again and they said only some people are going to be taken in this 'rapture' while others are left behind. I thought it was stupid when i first read it, like how could people just vanish. But after hearing what happened in my friends apartment building maybe they just get taken from their bodies in their sleep.

Reamer Fanny

Amber Lamps wrote: »

I think i'm figuring this out actually. I was on that website again and they said only some people are going to be taken in this 'rapture' while others are left behind. I thought it was stupid when i first read it, like how could people just vanish. But after hearing what happened in my friends apartment building maybe they just get taken from their bodies in their sleep.

Peeeee uuuuu what is that smell

Amber Lamps

sdeire wrote: »

Dude I'm pretty sure that the rest of the internet would have picked up on a whole neighbourhood simultaneously expiring for no apparent reason, don't you?

You would think wouldn't you. Everyone just thinks everyones asleep

Amber Lamps

justryan wrote: »

Peeeee uuuuu what is that smell

Thank god, i thought you were a gonner thee for a minute.

Amber Lamps

Amber Lamps wrote: »

This is not a joke. Seriously. I was just talking to a couple of friends in Australia who have been awake all night. Two lads and a girl in their house passed away in their sleep. Seems it happened to a few of their neighbours too.

Whatever you do. DO NOT SLEEP TODAY

I won't, I'm on night shift!

Colilfc

Amber Lamps wrote: »

You would think wouldn't you. Everyone just thinks everyones asleep

Ehh, isn't it like 3 in Australia?
Why would they still be asleep?

Amber Lamps

Amber Lamps wrote: »

I think i'm figuring this out actually. I was on that website again and they said only some people are going to be taken in this 'rapture' while others are left behind. I thought it was stupid when i first read it, like how could people just vanish. But after hearing what happened in my friends apartment building maybe they just get taken from their bodies in their sleep.

Gas! call the gas board or just walk into their room with a lighted candle to test for the presence of gas.

mandrake04

Amber Lamps wrote: »

This is not a joke. Seriously. I was just talking to a couple of friends in Australia who have been awake all night. Two lads and a girl in their house passed away in their sleep. Seems it happened to a few of their neighbours too.

Whatever you do. DO NOT SLEEP TODAY

News to me, maybe you were dreaming.

Amber Lamps

sweet jesus it seems to be spreading :(:(

it's breaking on twitter at the moment.

https://twitter.com/#!/johnsullivan77

http://twitter.com/#!/salim8181

http://twitter.com/#!/helenadrevski

a-k-47

Kids are dead, better inform twitter.

Amber Lamps

Amber Lamps wrote: »

sweet jesus it seems to be spreading :(:(

it's breaking on twitter at the moment.

https://twitter.com/#!/johnsullivan77

http://twitter.com/#!/salim8181

http://twitter.com/#!/helenadrevski

As if anyone would tweet the deaths of loved ones as it happens.... :rolleyes:

Amber Lamps

a-k-47 wrote: »

Kids are dead, better inform twitter.

Deleted User wrote: »

As if anyone would tweet the deaths of loved ones as it happens.... :rolleyes:

exactly. maybe the rapture is frowning on all who live that way, hmmm

Godsentme

Ah what time roughly will my number be up? will I have time to get a hair cut and a new suit cos i wouldnt be caught dead dressed like this.

Temptamperu

Deleted User wrote: »

As if anyone would tweet the deaths of loved ones as it happens.... :rolleyes:

My wife she died... finally i dont have to watch coronation street anymore

Irishstabber

Can I go to sleep now?

galwayrush

Ahh, Paradise. Fecking awful weather here:mad:

danniemcq

well i just arrived at work and told my manager to f*ck herself, took a **** on my bosses desk, punched a guy in the face and kissed his girlfriend (its ok he was a dick)

People are looking at me really weird now though, wish this Rapture would hurry up

Ellis Dee

Aw, I'd forgotten all about that American biblethumping nutter. Now that you mention it, he did revise the end of the world date to October 21.

Pity you didn't bring it up yesterday. I spent a couple of hours online paying bills, something I find a real drag for two reasons: 1) I hate parting with money and 2) typing in all those long reference numbers is a real bore.

http://obrag.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-rapture-suit.jpg

Cupcake_Crisis

The world better not end today. I have plans!!!

bnt

"The Ides of March are come."
"Aye. Caesar, but not gone."

talkinyite

Is it? I'm off to the pub so!