Tuesday 'Uns

MonkieSocks

The English couple held ransom in Somalia are to release a DVD next week detailing their horrific ordeal.

Cheeky gits want £19.99 for it.





I think I'll wait for the pirate copy.

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Which is your favourite Teletubbie

The following test was developed by a combination of top U.S. and
European psychologists. The results are extremely
accurate in describing your personality with one simple question.

Which is your favourite Teletubbie:


A.Yellow
B.Purple
C.Green
D.Red

DECIDE BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN

Profile for women...

A. If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are bubbly and cheerful.
People come to you when troubled because you
always make them feel better about themselves. You are apt to clash with

Red Teletubbie people.

B. If you chose the Purple Teletubbie. You are active and erratic. You
have many ideas and set high standards for
yourselves and others. Stay away from Green Teletubbie people, they tend
to bring you down.

C. If you chose the Green Teletubbie. You are calm and reliable. Family
plays a major role in your life and you often sacrifice
your needs to please others. Yellow Teletubbie people are a good match
for you.

D.If you chose the Red Teletubbie. You are bold and emotional. You are
fierce in your opinions and quick to anger, but stick
by your friends through thick and thin. Purple and Red Teletubbie people
are an explosive combination.

Profile for men.............




















A.If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are gay.

B.If you chose the Purple Teletubbie. You are gay

C.If you chose the Green Teletubbie. You are gay.

D.If you chose the Red Teletubbie. You are gay.

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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!!

We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said.

"We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".

"What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat,and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said,

"You boys been drinkin'?"

"No,sir", said Earl.


"We're on the patch"

Anyone

I'll read these tomorrow so.