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MonkieSocks · 2011-10-19 08:56:22

Jamaican Guy called Winston finds an old lamp , polishes it and out pops a genie, who gives Winston one wish. He says "I’d like to be White, Slim and surrounded by Pussy”. In an instant, there's a puff of smoke and Winston is……………turned into a tampon. Moral: If you get offered something for nothing, there's usually a…

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19-10-2011 9:56am

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MonkieSocks

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Jamaican Guy called Winston finds an old lamp , polishes it and out pops a genie, who gives Winston one wish.

He says "I’d like to be White, Slim and surrounded by Pussy”.

In an instant, there's a puff of smoke and Winston is……………turned into a tampon.

Moral: If you get offered something for nothing, there's usually a string attached!

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It's not easy being Dyslexic...

Last night I got my sleeping tablets and Viagra mixed up...

Ended up having Forty ****!

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I can be so cruel...

Last night I played Snap with a guy who stutters...
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A man was very sick and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed.

With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.

The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket.

At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note.

He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service.

It said:

You Fookin Twat get off my oxygen pipe!!!

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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