The Late Late Show - October 21 2011

pburns

The sheer variety of sad stories involving kids he digs up is mind-boggling!

He has some sort of a hang-up about parenting...

Bodhisopha

Tito Ortiz wrote: »

Im on her husbands side... He seems sound !

Loves his kids.

Evaex

If I wanted to hear a bunch of howya's on a Friday night, I'd have gone up to Fatima mansion.

JONJO THE MISER

Dont forget to bring your suntan lotion.

duckysauce

abbbp worldwide for deee car

Skid

I have yet to see a relationship between an Irish Woman and an Arab man that didn't end badly.

I'm sure some work out, but I have seen quite a few end like this.

Grants fairy

I smell a misery lit book on the way...

amdublin

Diddler1977 wrote: »

Very strange. By hearing the above you could presume that the ex husband was not the father of the child.

And now apparently "he was never a father to her"

"my daughter". Instead of "our daughter"

What's an apb Is it anything like a DLB?

No seriously, what is it

Atlantic Dawn

He abducted his daughter, not "a child".

Shatstand

Everything is great today in this modern world there are no more cultural barriers it is a global village hey hang on why are you making me wear a veil and why can't i eat sausages anymore

casio4

her freckely shoulder is putting me off me drink:eek:

SeaFields

I missed the start of this interview. Did they marry after she was on a two week sun holiday in Cyprus or what?

Spudmonkey

amdublin wrote: »

Diddler1977 wrote: »

Very strange. By hearing the above you could presume that the ex husband was not the father of the child.

And now apparently "he was never a father to her"

"my daughter". Instead of "our daughter"

What's an apb Is it anything like a DLB?

No seriously, what is it

All points bulletin.

scargill

amdublin wrote: »

And now apparently "he was never a father to her"

"my daughter". Instead of "our daughter"

What's an apb Is it anything like a DLB?

No seriously, what is it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-points_bulletin

80's cop shows were very fond of them!

telekon

She seems remarkably jovial considering the situation.

It must be so great to be on the telly...

dvpower

Grants fairy wrote: »

Hmmmmmm...married a muslim in cyprus and didnt expect to have to deal with his cultural norms?? Sounds sensible to me!

Is taking a kid to live in a foriegn country without asking their mother a cultural norm?

duckysauce

SeaFields wrote: »

I missed the start of this interview. Did they marry after she was on a two week sun holiday in Cyprus or what?

no they had sex

casio4

her son is 15 and he's 16 :rolleyes:

Evaex

Wonder how much this moanbag cost the Department of Foreign Affairs with her stupidity.

Grants fairy

Jaysus....this is cringe! " We had pizza!"

Ally Dick

SeaFields wrote: »

I missed the start of this interview. Did they marry after she was on a two week sun holiday in Cyprus or what?

I think so. Thick wacker beatch

scargill

casio4 wrote: »

her freckely shoulder is putting me off me drink:eek:

at least she shaved it before going on.

ascanbe

'So there you have it, folks. That's the Muslims for you. And the nerve of people having a go at us Catholics'.
'Tubs' should be honest and finish this piece like that; i presume that's what he's getting at with this.

telekon

I'm gonna say what everyone else is thinking...the sister looks like a crackhead.

Kerrydude1981

2011s answer to Cagney and Lacey

calex71

Anyone good at tying knots ???? I'm in need of a good strong noose here watching this

Tipsy McSwagger

Your wan on the left keeps interrupting the other wan, she won't shut the fcuk up.

duckysauce

telekon wrote: »

I'm gonna say what everyone else is thinking...the sister looks like a crackhead.

there was no crack over dee booorder

amdublin

I'd love a hijab!

Atlantic Dawn

Mustaffa Crap

Grants fairy

Its gas listening to a howya trying to put on a "posh" accent!

Ally Dick

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

2011s answer to Cagney and Lacey

ShagMe and MakeMe

duckysauce

jackanory on speeeddd:eek:

JonathanAnon

With that big freckly shoulder, she should have worn the hijab tonight..

Shatstand

When she was in the Middle East the Israelis tried to start a settlement on her arm

IamtheWalrus

The show is Ireland only now. I'm going have to get out more now :eek:

Diddler1977

Anyone see "Not without my daughter" starring Sally Field?

Obviously this lady never saw it

The Princess Bride

telekon wrote: »

I'm gonna say what everyone else is thinking...the sister looks like a crackhead.

Looks like paula yates,methinks.

scargill

when I'm queueing at the checkout at Dunnes there is usually a magazine stand full of women's magazines (Bella,etc). There is ALWAYS a story like this on the front page.

The Late Late is turning into a cross between Bella and Jerry Springer.

amdublin

This sounds exactly like "Not Without My Daughter"

(Betty Mahmoudy)

Anyone ever see it?

Skid

Which researcher goes searching the country for this misery every week?

Do they hang around Counselling Centres and Refuges or something?

Get a comedian or someone with a funny story for a change :mad:

JONJO THE MISER

amdublin wrote: »

I'd love a hijab!

Yeah its nice with chips or onion rings.

Grants fairy

No jacks roll in Syria? Well thats being removed from my holiday list then so!

duckysauce

say the daughter was **** ed off when sppeedo found her

amdublin

Diddler1977 wrote: »

Anyone see "Not without my daughter" starring Sally Field?

Obviously this lady never saw it

amdublin wrote: »

This sounds exactly like "Not Without My Daughter"

(Betty Mahmoudy)

Anyone ever see it?

:eek:

Great minds Diddler.......

SeaFields

the other one had a plan that they cant talk about

now I'm intrigued!

Shatstand

they had assistance from Mustafa's hirsute brother Moustacha

telekon

I can't decide whether this story is really hard to follow or I just haven't been bothered to concentrate.

Tobyglen

You just know she's a horrible cow with a freckly arse.

I feel sorry for your man having to put up with her for more than 10 mins.

ascanbe

On the plus side, if her dad is a wacko, it'll be nice for her to see her mother on tv bad-mouthing him/letting everyone know about it.
That can only help.