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Friday Funnies

MonkieSocks · 2011-10-21 09:10:27

In the old west, a settler is watching an Indian meeting. There is an old woman sitting on a hippopotamus hide and two younger women sitting on other types of pelts. Everybody seems to be listening to the old woman, but paying no attention to the younger ones. After a while the settler asks his Indian guide why the older…

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MonkieSocks

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In the old west, a settler is watching an Indian meeting.

There is an old woman sitting on a hippopotamus hide and two younger women sitting on other types of pelts.

Everybody seems to be listening to the old woman, but paying no attention to the younger ones.

After a while the settler asks his Indian guide why the older woman is treated with so much more respect.

The guide answers;

"The Squaw of the Hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the Squaws of the other two hides."

________________________

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer.

Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets.

The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him.

The dog looked up and said,

"Don't be surprised. This is just part of my job."

"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it!

Does your boss know what a prize he has in you?

An animal that can talk!"

"No, no," pleaded the dog.

"Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk, he make me answer the phone as well!"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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