In the Noclight: Abi

randylonghorn

This week 'tis she of the ... interesting :pac: ... avatar.

Please welcome Abi to the hotseat!

TeddyTedson

ta da

Abi

Fire away folks, clean or otherwise :pac:

FewFew

Do you believe in heaven?

Cuter: lab puppy or pug puppy?

Where do you like to sit when flying?

Do you have any enjoyable mugs?

Best knock knock joke you've heard?

In an apartment, do you value space or sound proofing more?

Favourite item of clothing?

Last movie you went to see?

Favourite song to bust a move to?

Maguined

Kiss a noc, Marry a noc, avoid a noc and fistfight a noc?

If you could have any superpower what would it be? what would your superhero name be?

If you travelled back in time would you kill a toddler Hitler in order to prevent the deaths of millions in the future?

Do you think mouth breathers should be weeded out of the populace and shipped off to an island to die to protect the rest of society from their filthy existence?

Hypothetically if you had to give me a sexy strip dance what song would you choose to shake your money maker to?

Do blondes have more fun?

Owen

Gotta say, your Avatar makes my pants go funny.

Dogs or Cats?
Xbox or Playstation?
Last day on earth, what would you do?
Favourite place on the planet?
Favourite forum on boards?
Live Music or Nightclub?

Abi

Fewcifur wrote: »

Do you believe in heaven?

No

Cuter: lab puppy or pug puppy?

Lab.

Where do you like to sit when flying?

Aisle seat and get drunk as quickly as possible, I hate flying. Not having my feet on solid ground is one of my big fears.

Do you have any enjoyable mugs?

As in a mug mug?

I prefer my big wine glass =P

Best knock knock joke you've heard?

Is there such a thing as a good one?

Primary school, the 'orange you glad to see me' one.

In an apartment, do you value space or sound proofing more?

Sound-proofing, I abhor noise.

Favourite item of clothing?

My underwear.

Last movie you went to see?

TT 3D

Favourite song to bust a move to?

Don't really have one. Though I love dancing to just about anything

Abi

Maguined wrote: »

Kiss a noc, Marry a noc, avoid a noc and fistfight a noc?

Kiss: Chatbox
Marry: The Master
Fistfight: Nobody, lover not a fighter

If you could have any superpower what would it be? what would your superhero name be?

I already have my superpower, boobs.

Boobella.. or something.

If you travelled back in time would you kill a toddler Hitler in order to prevent the deaths of millions in the future?

Sure, why not >_>

Do you think mouth breathers should be weeded out of the populace and shipped off to an island to die to protect the rest of society from their filthy existence?

You've hit a pet peeve of mine, yes. You round them up for me, and I'll round up the noisey open-mouthed eaters.

Hypothetically if you had to give me a sexy strip dance what song would you choose to shake your money maker to?

Smack my bitch up.

Do blondes have more fun?

They do

Maguined

Who would Boobellas arch nemesis be and what would their superpower be?

Are you dressing up for Halloween at all? if so what as?

Which is more unattractive for a man? being a mouth breather or wearing skinny jeans?

If Ireland were to invade a country which country would you choose?

Football or rugby?

Daddy or chips?

Is it okay to double dip?

Zap Brannigan or Bender?

Abi

Owen wrote: »

Gotta say, your Avatar makes my pants go funny.

It does have that effect.

Dogs or Cats?

Dogs.

Xbox or Playstation?

I haven't used a PS since 2001, not a gamer person.

Last day on earth, what would you do?

Well theres fcuk all you can do about it really, so a lot of sex.

Favourite place on the planet?

That question is a bit harder than I thought it would be to answer, I've been to a few scenic places alright, but I love the serenity of being on my own at a small beach where I live. Theres something to be said for having some quiet time and letting your thoughts flow.

Favourite forum on boards?

I suppose I have to say TLI? :pac:
I partake in quite a few fora, normally not too far away from AH tbh.

Live Music or Nightclub?

Live music.

FewFew

Do you duckface in photos?

In terms of boobage, are you more of a push-up bra "here they are boys" or a more au natural kinda gal?


Danger Mouse or Super Ted?

Favourite pair of underoos?

Fuzzy duck?

Ghostbuster 1 or 2?

Without google, where was the first Rambo set?

Steve Jobs... do you miss his parting?

Abi

Maguined wrote: »

Who would Boobellas arch nemesis be and what would their superpower be?

Penis man. A cock like a kango hammer.

Are you dressing up for Halloween at all? if so what as?

I am. Can't tell you though =P

Which is more unattractive for a man? being a mouth breather or wearing skinny jeans?

Mouth breather.

If Ireland were to invade a country which country would you choose?

Belgium.

Football or rugby?

Football.

Daddy or chips?

My Daddy.

Is it okay to double dip?

Depends in which order.

Zap Brannigan or Bender?

Bender.

Abi

Fewcifur wrote: »

Do you duckface in photos?

No, it's retarded.

In terms of boobage, are you more of a push-up bra "here they are boys" or a more au natural kinda gal?

I don't need a push-up bra, they're big enough. If you are asking if I hide them away? no.

Danger Mouse or Super Ted?

Danger mouse.

Favourite pair of underoos?

Don't have a favourite set in particular. Most of them are black lace thong sets.

Fuzzy duck?

Duzzy fuck.

Ghostbuster 1 or 2?

1.

Without google, where was the first Rambo set?

:S

Haven't the foggiest.

Steve Jobs... do you miss his parting?

I only found out who he was when he died. Not really in anyway techy, in fact actively ignorant to all that kinda stuff >_>

Oranage2

Hello abi how are you?

Favourite nic cage movie?

Are you the person in your avatar?

Favourite ice cream to get in an ice cream parlour?

What speed is your internet connection?

TeddyTedson

Who are you voting for?


If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive
at the Pearly Gates?

Do you have a nemesis?

Abi

Oranage2 wrote: »

Hello abi how are you?

I'm well, thank you.

Favourite nic cage movie?

I'm not mad about him as an actor, if I'm honest. We'll go with gone in sixty seconds for the sake of argument.

Are you the person in your avatar?

No. She's symbolic of my interest in F1.

Favourite ice cream to get in an ice cream parlour?

I have to be honest, you'll never catch me salivating over clothes, ice-cream, chocolate or anything like that. I've woman bits, and effeminate but my interests go against deemed normal for my gender. You'd catch me salivating over cars, and I'll happily watch football with a few beers.

I think the last ice-cream was just a vanilla cone or something =/

Abi

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Who are you voting for?

Dunno yet if I'm honest

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive
at the Pearly Gates?

Well it doesn't exist, but if it did he'd say "cracking bangers Abs" :pac:

Do you have a nemesis?

Nope.

Kojak

Ever hang out with someone with extremely bad B.O.?
Should wigs be outlawed or made mandatory for baldiness?
Cardigan or Jumper?
WOuld you ever consider joining a religious cult in order to get extra tax credits in your week's wages/

Abi

Kojak wrote: »

Ever hang out with someone with extremely bad B.O.?

I've got a really strong sense of smell, so if anyone bangs of BO or anything more untoward I actually start wretching. Last week I was in the supermarket and could smell a guy down the other end of the aisle, I had to leave the aisle because I could feel my stomach heaving and my eyes were watering like fcuk.

When I was at secondary a friend of mine had BO, lovely girl but she seemed to be blissfully unaware. After using the showers after PE I started offering her deodorant. She then said she liked the smell of one of mine and began asking her mum to pick some up for her. I don't mean to sound a bit mean or anything, but I was grateful for when we were sitting together in class.

Should wigs be outlawed or made mandatory for baldiness?

Outlawed. Why fight nature and look ridiculous.

Cardigan or Jumper?

Neither sound attractive when put like that.. no woolies for me, make me itch like fook. cardigan must be open and have a nice top underneath. Jumpers, thin material, or I'll overheat.

WOuld you ever consider joining a religious cult in order to get extra tax credits in your week's wages/

Religious cults are for the terminally stupid, so no.

Maguined

Best and worst thing you can cook?

Do you think chestnuts are lazy?

Favourite and most hated subjects in school?

Have you ever danced to the safety dance? cause if you don't dance then you're no friend of mine!

Porsche, Ferrari, Lambo or Aston Martin?

Favourite F1 driver of all time?

Do you think Nascar is for the mentally challenged?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Name your celebrity top 5 laminated "to do" list?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around for me?

FewFew

Are you amused that it's just blokes asking you questions here?

Would you rather face a hurricane or an earthquake, both of a similar destructive scale ?

Do you ever get the Led out?

Sexiest instrument in your traditional rawk n rollah band?

Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

Abi

Maguined wrote: »

Best and worst thing you can cook?

I'm actually not a bad cook at all. I love Italian food, so any pasta dish basically, I also make stuffing that rocks peoples socks off. The only time my cooking skills fail me is when I'm hungover. I made a fry the morning of a rally day I was at earlier this year and must have poisoned myself or something. Stomach was in a jock, but then again the VAT of wine I had the day before may also have contributed to it..

Do you think chestnuts are lazy?

Sure >_>

Favourite and most hated subjects in school?

Loved geography, french, Irish, English and art. I loved history up until we began through Irish history, it bored the tits off me. Home eco was also a load of bollox. I liked cooking shit or whatever, but stitching up pillow cases and that kinda crap was not my scene at all. Tbh, I hated what the subject seemed to be lining us up for - 'the housewife'. I took it because the hen was at me to do it. I should have told her to fcuk off and done mechanical drawing, metal or woodwork instead.

Have you ever danced to the safety dance? cause if you don't dance then you're no friend of mine!

You talk in riddles young'fella!

Sure, why not.

Porsche, Ferrari, Lambo or Aston Martin?

Ferrari.

Favourite F1 driver of all time?

Ayrton Senna.

Do you think Nascar is for the mentally challenged?

It is.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

How'ye Ron.

Name your celebrity top 5 laminated "to do" list?

I don't really fawn over celebrities. Boring answer perhaps, but I'd rather say that than give a half arsed answer thats not true.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around for me?

Newp. I'm not easily won over..



^ Cheese-tastic!

Abi

Fewcifur wrote: »

Are you amused that it's just blokes asking you questions here?

Amused? No, nor am I surprised. Women find it hard to relate to me, but that works both ways.

Would you rather face a hurricane or an earthquake, both of a similar destructive scale ?

Earthquake.

Do you ever get the Led out?

I've never used that expression, no.

Sexiest instrument in your traditional rawk n rollah band?

Drums.

Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

Beatles.

Shiminay

Boards related:
What brought you to Boards.ie and what keeps you here?

Are Boardsies the secksiest people on the tubes?

Not so serious:
What's your favourite flavour of crisp?

What's your tipple of choice?

What's your favourite Internet Meme?

Serious:
What do you think of society?
- How would you improve it?

Is there any particular reason you seem to put so much emphasis in defining yourself as a person by virtue of the fact that you have breasts? I know that sounds a bit confrontational, but the only impression I have of you as a person from reading some of your posts on this site is that you have boobs and like F1.

Kojak

What is the most dangerous type of vegtable that exixts nowadays?
If you had a time machine, what time would you travel to and why?
Do you find the word "underpants" offensive?
Are you obsessed with getting a good (i.e. near the door) parking space when at work or at the shops?
Why is there so much anger in the world today?

Abi

Shiminay wrote: »

Boards related:
What brought you to Boards.ie and what keeps you here?

A google search for something or other I can't remember. It's amusing, and I enjoy contributing to discussion.

Are Boardsies the secksiest people on the tubes?

But of course.

Not so serious:
What's your favourite flavour of crisp?

Sour cream and onion.

What's your tipple of choice?

Wine.

What's your favourite Internet Meme?

I don't have one. A new one comes along, it's done to the death within days.

Serious:
What do you think of society?
- How would you improve it?

Nothing, on both counts.

Is there any particular reason you seem to put so much emphasis in defining yourself as a person by virtue of the fact that you have breasts? I know that sounds a bit confrontational, but the only impression I have of you as a person from reading some of your posts on this site is that you have boobs and like F1.

Then you don't really know a great deal about me at all. Feel free to look through my posts. Though I will say I contribute regularly to unsearchable fora such as PI/RI.

Mention of F1 normally comes after the question about my avatar.
Boobs - Pure messing. In the less serious fora only, and I've often told other boardsers they have amazing tits. I can appreciate a fine pair on a woman.

Abi

Kojak wrote: »

What is the most dangerous type of vegtable that exixts nowadays?

Parsnips.

If you had a time machine, what time would you travel to and why?

Friday morning so I could pick out that evenings Euromillions results.

Do you find the word "underpants" offensive?

No. But it does invoke images of manky Y-fronts.

Are you obsessed with getting a good (i.e. near the door) parking space when at work or at the shops?

No, if theres a space nearby -win, if not I'm not bothered. If I go near Lidl, I rather park at the back tbh.

Why is there so much anger in the world today?

People are arseholes.

hdowney

you seem like a woman after my own heart. have the feminine side, but ain't afraid to embrace manly interests.

so:


footy team?

you into wrestling? if so 2 more questions: wwe or tna, and then fave wrestler?

did you see the motoGP crash on sunday?

Abi

hdowney wrote: »

you seem like a woman after my own heart. have the feminine side, but ain't afraid to embrace manly interests.

so:


footy team?

Liverpool.

you into wrestling? if so 2 more questions: wwe or tna, and then fave wrestler?

Sorry, not muh thang doll

did you see the motoGP crash on sunday?

I do know of it .A close friend of the family died in an accident and I lost interest for a very long time. Someone I love has a love for bikes, and it's invoked my want for it again since this year. I attended a race this year, the rush is amazing. I want the TT.

Kojak

Would you shake hands with someone who just after scratching their arse?
Best insult you ever heard?
Isn't education a complete waste of time?
Ever hang out with the michelin man?

randylonghorn

What started the interest in cars / motorsports generally, Abi? Is it a family thing or ... ?

Are you or have you been involved yourself?